In case you missed them, here are last week’s man quotes! Now onto this week.
Yoga Guy: This is such a weird night.
Zack: Not as weird as you.
Kaitlyn: “I went through so many emotions there. I was angry, then I was even more angry.”
Zack: That’s a lot of emotions.
Kaitlyn: “I don’t like when people question my intentions.”
Katie: Yeah, I mean, all you want to do is make out with all the guys. Why is that so hard?
Tony the Yoga Man: “I left my dogs, my bonsai trees, all the things I love the most in this world…”
Zack: Good luck competing with the plants, Kaitlyn.
Tony: “I want to show you the multiple sides of me.”
Zack: Well, you’re showing your backside right now, in that sumo diaper.
Tony: “Why can’t we go to the zoo?!”
Zack: The guy next to him is like, “Is this guy serious?!”
-Tony goes off to talk to her while she’s on the date-
Zack: Gonna go ruin the rest of the date.
-One of the guys stares at JJ-
Zack: That’s the look you give to someone who you not only know you can kick his ass, but you want to.
Kaitlyn, to JJ: “I see so many sides of you.”
Zack: Do you see the douchebag side?
Wait, so Clint doesn’t see a relationship happening with Kaitlyn, but he wants to stay because of his bromance with JJ….
Zack: You know there’s something wrong with you when JJ is your best friend in the house.
Hopefully it’s a date with Chris Harrison!
-Annnd we have some more people we have NEVER SEEN BEFORE.-
Zack: Who are these guys? The sit-ins? Is this the back up house?
Ew, why did Clint kiss Kaitlyn? He’s not even into her. He is into JJ.
Kaitlyn: “Clint took me aside right away to talk to me. I liked that.”
Katie: She is easily impressed.
Zack, being Clint: I can’t spend another day without JJ… I mean, you.
Katie: Clint and his “power socks” need to GTFO.
And another rose ceremony being delayed until next week. I’m sensing a pattern here and I’m not a fan…
Did you watch? What’d you think??
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I also don’t like saving the rose ceremony for the next week. Ugh. Stop with that. Also, I don’t like the whole bromance thing with Clint and JJ. Have you seen the Brokeback Bachelorette thing that the producers put online? It’s just not funny and actually kind of offensive. At any rate, they both need to leave and ABC needs to get a grip.
Oh wow, no I didn’t hear anything about a brokeback bachelorette thing… That sounds absolutely terrible though. They really do need to stop.
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I think I look forward to these posts more than I look forward to actually watching the new episodes haha I haven’t watched last night’s episode yet, but after reading this, I’m excited to! :)
Haha that’s awesome! :) Oh, it was crazy, girl!! Just you wait.
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How hard is it for them to give us a rose ceremony?!
SER-IOUSLY. UGH.
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I’m a bit underwhelmed by the ‘men’ this season – I almost think Britt got lucky by not dating any of them haha
Sam is just too cute for words :) Such a happy face!
“Can’t we just go to the zoo and imitate the animals?”
No words. This season is off to an interesting start for sure…
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I kind of hope the rumours that Kaitlyn picks no one is true and her and Chris get together now that him and Whitney have called it off.