These two melt my heart every day.
It’s time for The Bachelorette Man Quotes, where I write down the commentary from watching the show with my hubby. In case you missed them last week, here are the Man Quotes from episode one! And now, on to last night…
They’re drinking from mason jars! Are Kaitlyn and Chris bloggers…?
(Britt calls her mom and instantly starts crying) Zack: So did you get it?
Britt: “So what’s up?”
Brady: “I just thought you needed a hug.”
Katie: He just leaves. “Okay, byyyyyyye.”
Okay, the dude fashion of the season seems to be… burnout tees and “tight vee’s” as Zack put it. As opposed to that one season where every dude wore an extra deep V. The less deep ones are definitely better.
Kaitlyn: “I’ll tell you who wasn’t paying attention to me… Kupah.”
Katie: That’s because Kupah doesn’t care about you… At all.
Kaitlyn, on the boxing ring date: “I thought this would be fun. I didn’t want anyone to get hurt.”
Zack: I mean, really?! Throw a bunch of dudes in there trying to box for you? Yeah, you thought this was going to be a blast…
Kaitlyn: “You guys just got out there and put your heart into it.”
Dude: “We had to! Otherwise we would’ve gotten knocked out.”
Katie: SERIOUSLY THOUGH. WTF.
Kaitlyn: “Looking around here, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.”
Zack: Well, judging by the caliber of the men, you’re not at all the luckiest…
Kaitlyn: “I’m giving the rose judging based off of a conversation…”
Zack: No, you’re judging based off of boxing.
Zack: Ben Z! The master boxer.
Zack: Driving around in the Mercedes… Another year they had a Bentley. Budget must be tight this year.
Kaitlyn: “We’re going to do a photo shoot, but what you don’t know is that it’s going to be underwater.”
Katie: Well, he didn’t know any of it until just now.
Yoga Guy: “The foundation I want to establish with a relationship is not based on fighting…”
Katie: Kupah’s like, speak for yourself!
Annnnd creepy yoga dude is wearing a robe.
Yoga Man: “Got any advice for me, man?”
Zack: I’ve got advice for you. Stop wearing a damn bathrobe.
Tony the Yoga Man: “I just gotta keep it real.”
Zack: You’re keeping it a little too real, with that bathrobe.
Annnnd he just slipped up and said “Britt” instead of “Kaitlyn.” Yikes.
Zack: You were too late getting to Britt’s hotel room! Mister Opportunity is already there.
Kaitlyn: “I feel like it’s going to be a fun date.”
Zack: Oh, like how the boxing one was supposed to be fun?
Zack: Like 2 of the 7 guys knew who Amy Schumer was.
Guy: “I’m a love virgin.”
Katie: ….love virgin? Did he just coin that phrase?
This yoga dude is making absolutely NO sense at all.
Kaitlyn, to JJ: “I want to know everything about you first.”
Zack: I want to know why you’re such a douche.
JJ: “I apologize but I’m not sorry.”
Katie: …That you’re a douche??
I don’t think she was impressed by JJ’s move to steal her away at the beginning of the rose ceremony…
Katie: …Kupah just needs to go home. OMG Kaitlyn… Just send him home!!
Kupah: “I didn’t feel there was a huge connection until this point.”
Katie: Yeah… HUGE connection right now, while you question her and say weird things… Um, no. BYE.
Koopha Troopah: “I want to be here. I’ve invested the time.”
Zack: I already put in for the time off from work.
Koopah Troopah: “You’re a pretty girl. That’s awesome.”
Annnd we have our first guy who made us both go, “WHO is this guy?!” Some dude named Ryan who wears glasses?… Literally no idea where he came from.
Koopah Troopah: “I don’t want to go home. I think you’re hot, you’re pretty. You like movies and movie quotes.”
Katie: Oh, well then, now I’m changing my mind!
Koopah Troopah: “I don’t think it’s bad.”
Kaitlyn: “Well, I’m telling you it’s bad.”
Katie: GO GIRL.
Kaitlyn: “This is the first week, it’s time to get to know people…”
Zack: No, it’s time to get rid of the weird people. You’re doing a good job!
Katie’s top three: Shawn, Ben H, Chris Cupcake
Zack’s top three: Chris Cupcake, Ben Z, Clint
Okay, time for your thoughts! Agree that Koopah was a weirdo from the beginning? Annnd who are your top picks??