I can’t believe we’re already here once again! The Bachelorette has returned, and with it so do the Man Quotes. If you’re new around here, Man Quotes are the silly things my husband (and I!) say whilst watching The Bachelor/ette. Yes, my husband watches it with me. Because he is awesome. And it’s become a little Monday night tradition now, which we love! He definitely adds to the enjoyment of the show, and if you have a man of your own I highly encourage you convincing him to watch with you! It’s that much funnier, I promise. If you do or if you don’t, either way, come here every Tuesday for the hilarity that comes with watching this show with your man, i.e. Man Quotes.
But first a few things. Okay the two girl thing? It’s just SO AWKWARD. Them both standing there, and the guys getting out of the limo and having to choose who to go to first… I don’t know. Way too much awkwardness for me. Can’t we just all agree that Kaitlyn is the better one, and go on from there? Also, notice how all the guys who are #TeamBritt are like boring and just talking about how pretty she is, but all the #TeamKaitlyn guys are silly and funny and have personalities. So there’s that. Okay.
On to the quotes!
Hi, I’m Chris Harrison.
Zack: Hi, Chris Harrison. We know who you are. You need no introduction.
Kaitlyn: “My nerves are out of control right now.”
Zack: Nerves of steel, girl.
I wish I could say I live in a mansion with a white picket fence.
Zack: But in reality, I live in a van down by the river.
Joe: “I want the Bachelorette to be Kaitlyn.”
Zack: Alright, Joe. You’re back on my good side.
A male dancer? Really, The Bachelorette? Way to keep it classy…
Love is what makes life worth living.
Zack: No, love is a battlefield.
Zack: This guy’s got three dice hanging in his rearview mirror? First of all, fuzzy dice, NO. Second, three??
The Healer Guy: I’m definitely unique.
Zack: If “unique” means effing WEIRD.
This is so weird… Not a fan of the two girl thing.
“He’s in a cupcake!” Okay that was just hilarious.
Guy: “My conversation with Kaitlyn was… easier than with Britt.”
Zack: Because she didn’t talk about ponies and hairspray.
Chris Harrison: “I just sent Ryan (the drunk) home, for a myriad of reasons.”
Zack: Too bad.
I wish we had a counter on how many times the phrase “not here for the right reasons” was used tonight. SO MANY.
Brady/Nashville Guy: “On a scale of one to ten, I’d say Britt is a solid… Billion.”
Zack: Oh, that is GOOD.
Annnnnnd of course we don’t find out who the Bachelorette is tonight. Typical. Part two tomorrow…
Okay, sooooo did you watch? Are you excited it’s back? Indifferent? Are you excited that Man Quotes are back? Cus I ammm! ;) And most importantly: Are you Team Kaitlyn or Team Britt?
Team Kaitlyn all the way, obviously! That was unbelievably uncomfortable, but I have a strong feeling Kaitlyn will win it. If not, I might tune out for the season…oh, who am I kidding? No, I won’t.
That’s what I said, too! If Kaitlyn doesn’t win, I won’t WANT to watch… But yeah, I still will. Ha! ;)
Team Kaitlyn all the way! My husband watches the show with me too :) We started this long ago when we were dating and it’s definitely my favorite monday night tradition. Jason’s comments are always so spot on, I love it! Looking forward to your man quotes!
YAYYYY. Nothing better than watching it with your hubby!! :)
Hannah @ CleanEatingVeggieGirl
I have a feeling they sent Ryan home in order to make the results a “tie” so that both girls will stick around for awhile ….aka more chances for drama. Why else would they send him home? They never send the drunk people home normally..
Oh man, I never even thought of that!!! You may be on to something! Ughhhhh freaking Bachelor. Always gotta do something like that…
Team Kaitlyn all the way!
Definitely was good to see some of the guys so upset for the girls with how Ryan was being. Of course, who knows how much of that is for show, but still!
Yeah, that Ryan guy was SO inappropriate. Glad they made him leave, for sure! He totally crossed the line!
Team Kaitlyn all the way!
I just started watching The Bachelor/Bachelorette during Andi’s season, so I’m still new to all of this, but I have to admit that I always read the spoilers on Reality Steve. >.<
Ahhhhh! I stay FAR away from Reality Steve!! I like to keep it a mystery and as enticing as it is to see what happens, I force myself not to! But I can see how it’d be interesting to watch the season while knowing, too.
Natalie @ The Ravenous Mommy
I wish my hubby liked it! I have to sneak an episode in while my son naps.
Can we talk about how much the one guy (I can’t remember his name) looks like a buff Ryan Gosling?! It’s like a replacement for Andi’s season where we had Cody who we called Macklemore.
I thought about linking to your post with my hubby’s comments but most of them were just not appropriate to repeat.
LOL at the healer guy… and his black eye, like what?!
I liked the guy who rode up in a cupcake too! That was so cute haha and he wasn’t weird or cheesy, just normal!
Definitely team Kaitlyn (I didn’t watch last night because I wasn’t home but I know the result!) – also thought it was really awkward and even though I wasn’t a fan of Britt last season, I did feel bad for BOTH of them. I feel like the guys should be vying for the girls attention and not the other way around!
I wasn’t blown away by the guys this time around… hopefully that changes in the next few episodes. I watch with my friend Ashleigh and every now and then our boyfriends will watch with us and their commentary is HILARIOUS… we actually had another couple over on Monday too this week and those poor guys. They were so bored! haha
I got my hubby into this too but he definitely won’t admit it…so clearly me outing him here is what true love is all about, right? Anywho..definitely team Kaitlyn! And also at the moment, Team Cupcake Car! That was hands down one of the best entrances on this show, ever, and I think I need to invest in one of those because seriously why not. Looking forward to a season of Man Quotes!
<3 Haley @ http://www.beautyinthischaos.com
#TeamKaitlyn here! :) I’m so glad these posts are back. I love reading them!