Andi: “I can be my complete self with Josh. My brattiness, my diva-ness.”
Katie: Wait, that’s it? That’s your complete self?
Zack: So, you suck.
Andi: “I feel like Chris has it all.”
Zack: And the other creep has nothing.
Nick: “I couldn’t think of a better place to tell her how much I love her.”
Zack: Really? You couldn’t think of a better place? Growing up, all I ever thought about was meeting a girl, falling in love with her, and telling her how much I love her while in the Dominican Republic.
Andi: “The beautiful blue water is just… beautiful.”
Zack: The beautiful blue water is beautiful.
Katie: Wow. What a word smith.
Nick: “I look back and I chuckle…”
Zack: Chuckle? Who chuckles?
Andi: “We’re at the beach, I want to snorkle.”
Zack: ….Oh, I thought she said she wants a sno cone!
Andi, to Nick: “What’s your funny thing?”
Zack: Your entire self is funny.
Andi: “There’s definitely a lot of chemistry between the two of us.”
Zack: That wine makes a lot more chemistry.
Josh: “Whenever I’m around kids with you, I see that stuff.”
Zack: Whenever you’re around kids with her? How many times has that happened?
Josh: “It’s just us. We’re not around anybody.”
Zack: Oh, except for Bob the cameraman.
Andi: “I don’t know, there’s just a struggle.”
Katie: The struggle is real.
Zack: Chris HAS to be the next bachelor.
Chris: “What do I do?”
Katie: You become the bachelor. That is what you do.
It makes me soooo uncomfortable whenever any of the guys says “I love you” and all she does is LAUGH. Ugh. I would be so annoyed. Like, yeah it’s a show, but really? If you actually love the person, you’d say it. And you’d send the other jokers home before the end of the show. Okay. Ha. But this is what The Bachelore/ette is all about, I know. And I still watch it. Every. Time. And love it. So you know. ;) /rant over.