It’s time for another episode of Bachelorette Man Quotes! My husband watches The Bachelorette with me and I write down his remarks. No spoilers, promise! (Last week’s Man Quotes here, in case you missed them).
Zack: Is she just going to kick them all off? These guys are all doofuses.
Zack: Craig is… so strange.
Katie: Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
Zack: The normal guys.
Guy: I just don’t feel like talking about it.
Zack: Just cry about it. On national TV.
(Craig is super drunk)
Zack: Craig is leaving in T-minus 5 minutes.
(Craig asks her for a hug.)
Katie: Friend zone!
Zack: He just put himself in the friend zone.
Andi: It makes you wonder, are they here for the right reasons? What are they here for?
Zack: Everyone’s there for the free drinks.
Andi: There is a rose sitting on the table…
Zack: Give it to Macklemore.
Katie: Oh no, Marquel didn’t get any one on one time! He’s in my top 3! The cookie boy!
Zack: It’s alright. Cookies make a lasting impression.
Andi: I’m in my ’40’s garb.
Zack: 40’s garb? It’s a dress. And he’s in his 40’s henley.
Chris: Andi’s my dream girl.
Katie: She’s his dream girl?!
Zack: He doesn’t get out much. He’s a farmer, remember.
Andi: In 50 years, I hope I’m married and sitting at the race track…
Zack: You like horse racing that much? Who knew?
Andi: I’m thinking, why isn’t he snatched up by now?
Zack: What’s wrong with him?
Chris: That moment I’ll never forget for the rest of my life.
Zack: Oh, Chris. I have a feeling we’re going to feel really bad for you in the near future.
Zack: End the show, pick Chris, wrap it up.
Katie: How many is she getting rid of?
Zack: Hopefully all of them.
Notice how at the rose ceremony, there’s all these guys who seemingly have never been on the show before, and we’re always like, who are these people?! Cus yeah. That happens all the time.