{It’s grainy, and it’s dark, but I just love it so much I don’t care. My little family on Memorial Day. In case you can’t tell, Sam’s decked out in red white and blue. :)}
It’s time for another episode of Bachelorette Man Quotes! My husband watches The Bachelorette with me and I write down his remarks. No spoilers, promise! (Last week’s Man Quotes here, in case you missed them).
Zack: Is she just going to kick them all off? These guys are all doofuses.
Zack, on Cody: He looks like a buff Macklemore.
Zack: Craig is… so strange.
Katie: Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
Zack: The normal guys.
Guy: I just don’t feel like talking about it.
Zack: Just cry about it. On national TV.
(Craig is super drunk)
Zack: Craig is leaving in T-minus 5 minutes.
(Craig asks her for a hug.)
Katie: Friend zone!
Zack: He just put himself in the friend zone.
Andi: It makes you wonder, are they here for the right reasons? What are they here for?
Zack: Everyone’s there for the free drinks.
Andi: There is a rose sitting on the table…
Zack: Give it to Macklemore.
Katie: Oh no, Marquel didn’t get any one on one time! He’s in my top 3! The cookie boy!
Zack: It’s alright. Cookies make a lasting impression.
Andi: I’m in my ’40’s garb.
Zack: 40’s garb? It’s a dress. And he’s in his 40’s henley.
Chris: Andi’s my dream girl.
Katie: She’s his dream girl?!
Zack: He doesn’t get out much. He’s a farmer, remember.
Andi: In 50 years, I hope I’m married and sitting at the race track…
Zack: You like horse racing that much? Who knew?
Andi: I’m thinking, why isn’t he snatched up by now?
Zack: What’s wrong with him?
Chris: That moment I’ll never forget for the rest of my life.
Zack: Oh, Chris. I have a feeling we’re going to feel really bad for you in the near future.
Zack: End the show, pick Chris, wrap it up.
Katie: How many is she getting rid of?
Zack: Hopefully all of them.
Notice how at the rose ceremony, there’s all these guys who seemingly have never been on the show before, and we’re always like, who are these people?! Cus yeah. That happens all the time.
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Austin straight up goes to sleep when he can’t take the shows anymore. I have photo evidence of him doing it during the Kardashian’s marathon this past weekend!
Haha that is too great!! Love that you took a picture too!
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Haha Macklmore. Thank you Zack! I couldn’t figure out who he reminded me of! That’s totally it.
As for the comment about farmers not getting out much- we live on a dairy farm and we get out all the time! haha. I agree though he does seem to be getting WAY ahead of himself which makes me feel he won’t be around long.
My two favourites though are Chris (yes because he’s a farmer) and Marcus.
RIGHT?! He is so Macklemore. And we love farmers!! I have relatives that farm in Idaho- so much love. :) We were just being totally silly- not serious at all! Of course farmers get out! And that’s so awesome that you live on a dairy farm. I’m slightly jealous. Chris and Marcus are two of my favorites too.
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I have been anxiously awaiting this series…it makes tuesday so much fun!
Ha, yayyyy! :) You just made my day! I’m so glad you like them :)
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Katie: How many is she getting rid of?
Zack: Hopefully all of them.
hahahahahaha you guys kill me