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And now, for some Man Quotes. The Bachelorette has returned! Was anyone else completely unaware of this fact until Monday? Because I literally had no idea it was back so soon. I feel like we just endured the season of JuanPabs. Yet, here we are again, for another installment of The Bachelorette and with it, more Man Quotes! What are “Man Quotes” you ask? Well, I watch the show with my husband and share the great tidbits that come out of his mouth while watching. You can expect a lot of sarcasm and a lot of laughter. It’s way more entertaining watching with a guy, you should definitely try it. And if not, at least you can come here each Tuesday and read what it’s like. It’s hilarious, that’s for sure. ;)
Zack, when Chris Harrison first shows up: I miss that guy.
Andi: “This is crazy!”
Chris Harrison: “I’m glad you like it.”
Z: She didn’t say she liked it. She said it’s crazy.
Guy brings her a lamp taken from the hotel room.
Zack: Andi’s like, “I arrest people like you.”
Andi: “Why don’t you go in there.”
Z: Why don’t you go in there, sneak out the back door, and I’ll never see you again.
Dude: “I’m originally from Israel and Barbados.”
Katie: Wait, how are you originally from two places?!
Katie: Okay, there is so. much. hair.
Andi: “I can say from experience that it works.”
Katie: No, you can’t. Because it didn’t work for you.
Andi: “My biggest fear coming to this was are they all going to be disappointed that it’s me? Are they going to wish it was someone else?”
Zack: Just America.
Andi: “He nailed in with the cookie tasting.”
Zack: Pretty much anyone can nail it with a cookie tasting.
Zack: Wait, are those two guys going to hook up?
Zack: This Chris guy is a weirdo to the max. Bring that personal trainer out here.
And that’s that. Who watched the episode? Are you a fan of Andi? I’m not really loving or hating her at the moment. We’ll see.
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p.s. Katie’s Top 3: Josh, Tasos, Marquel
Zack’s Top 3: Patrick, Chris, Marcus
I so watched it as well and found your quotes to be spot on! Sounds like the conversation my husband and I were having! I might have to start sharing quotes too in order to remember the hilarious-ness of the season. There was so much bad and some good in there. And you’re so right, anyone can nail it with cookie tasting!
It really is the funniest thing ever watching the Bachelor/ette shows with a guy! Love that your husband watches with you, too! :)
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Yessss!! I am a bachelor watcher for sure! I didn’t know it was on either! I also missed the first installment of the Prince Harry faux dating show on Fox, darn it! I love reading your mans quotes, good stuff, my hubby does the same, although he’s usually doing something off in the distance but still totally listening!
Chris is a dork for showing up and stalking her, and the first guy she sent off at the ceremony that didn’t say anything about leaving was one of my original picks..boo!
OMG I totally recorded the Prince Harry show. Haven’t watched yet, but I’m pretty excited about it. lol and yeah, Chris is suuuuch a dork. Like, that was just kind of pathetic of him. He’s just a camera whore.
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I tried watching last season with Juan Pablo and I only got like 2 episodes in before it made me want to die. Now with this wedding I just honestly haven’t had any time – I might be able to in the fall after we finally get nuptialed!
Yeah, last season was terrible. Hoping this one will be better! And girl, you have a way better thing to occupy your time than watching this silly show. YAY for your wedding!!!
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Gotta love the crazy things that come out of their mouths!! I said the same thing when the guy said he was from two places – NOT POSSIBLE friend!! I’m pulling for Josh M – he’s my favorite!
Haha right?! I was so confused as to why anyone would even say that? Like. You can only “originally” be from one place, kthx. ;)
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I haven’t been able to watch Bachelorette and kind of don’t want to since A. Andi annoys me and B. The whole thing with Eric just breaks my heart and I can’t handle it. So sad. but Man Quotes will always make me laugh!