First off, this:
Seriously, Nichole is amazing.
Okay, and now for Man Quotes. Well, just like that, this season of The Bachelor has come to an end. It always seems to be over before I’m ready, do you get that feeling too? No? Just me? Well okay then. If you missed last week’s man quotes, see them here!
Warning: There are a few spoilers!
Chris Harrison: “We are gathering to watch one of the most dramatic and surprising finales we’ve ever had…”
Zack: How surprising can it get? He picks one, he picks the other one, he picks no one. That’s it.
Clare: “I want to feel love.”
Juan Pablo’s mom: “Do you think you feel love?”
Zack: You felt love in the ocean.
Zack: Why is everyone warning her about Juan Pablo?
Rodolfo: “Clare is an angel.”
Zack: Clare, you might want to run off with Rodolfo.
Zack: This is what it would be like if Chris Harrison had a talk show. That needs to happen.
Juan Pablo: “A proposal is hard, and I’ve been thinking about it for a week…”
Katie: Just a week?!
Juan Pablo: “I feel great, I feel great, I feel great…”
Zack: He feels great.
Clare: “I may not know him 100%. He may not know me 100%.”
Zack: But I got over that.
Zack (sarcastically): They’ve had a lot of great conversation on this date.
Nikki: “I love you.”
Juan Pablo: “Thank you.”
Zack: Thank you. The classic Bachelor response.
Zack: She’s so upset. Has she ever seen this show?!
Zack: Propose, Clare. Propose.
Juan Pablo: “We’ve had our ups and downs.”
Zack: And right now is a down.
Zack: Moral of the story: Don’t mess with anyone from Sacramento.
Nikki: “I want Juan Pablo to say the right things.”
Zack: There’s no way Juan Pablo is going to say the right things.
Clare: “I came into this with an open heart.”
Chris Harrison: “Because that’s how this works.”
Zack: To all you future guys and gals out there.
Nikki: “I’m happy in a relationship, and I feel he is too. I feel that should matter more than anything.”
Chris Harrison: “Interesting.”
Zack: Interesting. Someone with a realistic view on life. What do I do? How do I respond?
Andi: “Never in a million years I thought it was going to be me.”
Zack: Neither did we. I was really hoping they would pick a fresh one. This is going to be worse than Des’s season.
Zack: She looks like Elaine from Seinfeld.
They’ve been dating for like 4 months. It’s a little ridiculous that Chris Harrison kept on trying to force Juan Pablo to say he’s in love. So. I’m not a JP fan, but that was annoying. And also, there is nothing wrong with wanting to be as private as possible. Just sayin’. And as for the next Bachelorette, not a fan. Not at all. So there you go.
What’d you think? Did it end how you thought it would?
What do you think of the new Bachelorette?
Annnnnd that concludes this season of The Bachelor! More Man Quotes to come when The Bachelorette begins! ;)
Ok… I have a lot to say on this. I agree with you that it wasn’t cool of Chris to push him to say he loves her. I also understand their desire to be private and I totally get that. but then the other side of it is if all he wants is privacy why do the Bachelor?? all the fans wait so long to see the outcome and then its a big secret? not cool JP.
My bf calls him Johnny Pops by the way which I think is pretty funny.
Clare freaking out on him annoyed me too. I mean she explained it later that it had to do with his inappropriate comments blah blah blah but the reality of it was that she was rejected and that’s why she was mad.
I thought the most classic line of the night was JP when Clare left “wow, glad I didn’t pick her”. Bam. awesome.
This is true, why go on a show like the Bachelor if you claim to not want a public relationship?! Pretty silly. I think JuPa just likes the attention on him, but doesn’t want to admit it. I looove the “Johnny Pops” nickname. SO good.
Helene in Between
haha i love you- Thank you, so awful!! these pics of y’all are seriously the cutest ever!
Haha right?! Thank God we’re done with Juan Pablo. On to the next!
I watched the whole episode last night for the first time all season. And I just felt all sorts of uncomfortable the whole time. And then when JPabs gave that girl the rose, he said something after in his mutter voice and I can’t remember for the life of me what it was, but it made me a little insta-irritated. Do you remember what he said???
And here’s to hoping Andi makes fewer enemies than JPabs cause I don’t know if I can handle another season like this.
Don’t get cranky. That’s what he said. Exactly what every girl wants to hear.
Bahahaha YES! I remember that! Really, JP?! REALLY?!
IT WAS SOOOO uncomfortable and awkward. Like, basically the whole season was just like that. Ugh. Good riddance, Juan Pablo. And yeah, I’m not expecting much from Andi, either. The Bachelor franchise needs to get it together.
I haven’t watched this season because I cannot deal with Juan Pablo, but I loved this post and watching the live-tweet last night from everyone. He’s seriously crazy.
Haha yeah, I don’t blame you. This season was whaaaaaack. Reading these posts and live tweets are way better, guaranteed! ;)
All I can say is that I am SO glad this season is o.v.e.r. I’ve never been more annoyed by a Bachelor before and I just could not stomach one more episode of Juan Pablo. Sadly, he seemed about as deep as a kiddie pool. This is the first season where the Bachelor skated by on physical chemistry alone and it was just boring. And if I had to watch him touch someone’s face, tuck their hair behind their ears, or ask for besitos one more time, I was going to explode. I kept watching due to the love affair my husband and I have with the Bachelor franchise, but it was painful, y’all. The only upside was seeing so much airtime of our honeymoon spot in St. Lucia.
I agree on not loving the next Bachelorette:( I’m sure she’s a fantastic person, but I’m slightly over the constant recycling of recent cast members. There are millions of amazing singles out there, Harrison. Go find them, pretty please. Let’s bring some freshness back to the show!
Adios, Juan Pablo!
Haha such a great comment! Amen to his “deepness” or really, shallowness. NOTHING there. Nothing. Kind of sad, really. And they reallyyyy need to branch off and pick someone new, because hoenstly? Andi? Blahhh. But in the words of JuPa, “It’s okay.”
I will miss these quotes!
And that picture is STUNNING!
Aww I will miss doing these quotes! Haha they made for entertaining Monday nights, that’s for sure! ;)
BLAH, I do NOT like Juan Pablo! I just agree with so much of what has been said by you and in the comments. He is so shallow! I understand wanting privacy, but he signed up for THE BACHELOR! Blah, I don’t like him. And I totally agree with what you said about the Bachelorette! Let’s get someone new in there! I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch Andi…
i was originally SO excited for Juan Pablo to be the bachelor and man, what a douchebag! I just can’t believe how he never really wanted to get to know the girls and was more into sucking face than anything. Gross.
I am so excited for Andi’s season!
Obv Juanny Pabs isn’t great, but Claire was terrible. Did she think he was just going to break up with her on the couch the night before? That ain’t how the show works. How can she be so pissed at him- he kept her around til top two and she didn’t get picked. I thought that outburst was so embarrassing.
ABC is totally painting JP as a villain because he went through the process, realized that you can’t commit to true and lasting love in just 10 weeks, and then wanted to be left the eff alone to try and make things work with the girl he saw potential with. He didn’t want to give them the ratings boost of saying, “I love you,” because it should be a private, special moment between him and Nikki. And yeah, that’s a bad quality for someone who signed up to be on TV to find love, but it is what it is. Also, this season was boring because he only knows like 8 English sentences.
Annoyed to watch Andi as the Bachelorette (although I’m totes still gonna watch because, duh). Did you notice they TOTALLY fixed the gap between her two front teeth? Better than watching Claire’s weird mouth expressions ALL season though.
I’ve been looking forward to this post since Monday lol. Andrew kept singing “Will joo essept this final rose?!”.
So many ups & downs this season. I didn’t like JP & then thought he was kind of nice & then ended up thinking that he was a jerk. haha. My hubby watches “the Batchelor” with me, but not “the Batchelorette”. We still need to watch the after show.