I can’t believe this season of The Bachelor is coming to an end! It was quite the roller coaster of a season for me, as I started off loving Juan Pablo, and then quickly hating him, and then after his tiff with crazy Andi I – boom!- like him again! Go figure. Crazy ride, ABC. Way to go. Last night’s episode was the beloved “Women Tell All” and so. Let’s get into the man quotes. In case you missed the last posts, you can read them here and here.
Sean: “We have it all on video so we can one day show our kids our journey.”
Zack: Wait. You’re about to show your kids The Bachelor?! “Daddy, why do you keep kissing all these girls?”
Zack, randomly after we’ve been listening to Sean and Catherine talk for a while: Wait. What’s happening right now?!
Chris: “Let’s introduce the ladies!”
Zack: Who are these people?! Is this from last season?
-Chris Harrison introduces Sharleen and the audience starts clapping-
Zack: Why did Sharleen get claps?
Andi: “It’s nice being attracted to someone, but anyone who wants a long-term relationship realizes you need more than looks.”
Zack: Yeah, they usually realize that before you did.
Girl: “He asked me where do you see yourself in 5 years and then the next conversation we had he asked me where I saw myself in 3 years…”
Zack: He wasn’t satisfied with your 5 years. He was giving you a chance to reconsider.
Chris: “When we get back, Sharleen is going to join me here.”
Zack: Might as well fast forward through that.
Kat: “All he talks about is being fair and then he goes around and changes every rule that he makes.”
Zack: That’s called making the rules.
Andi: “He was attracted to Clare.”
Katie: WAS?! She’s still going!
Zack: Unfortunately Andi is going to be the next Bachelorette. Put me on record saying that.
My personal recap: So. Much. Bitterness. And also, I don’t want Andi to be the next Bachelorette (not a fan) but I have a feeling she will be. Chris was kind of setting her up for it. Boo.
What’d you think?
Who do you think the next Bachelorette will be?
Also! Predictions on which girl he picks? I’m thinking Nikki. Zack says Clare/Sacramento.
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I think they already announced that Andi is the next bacherlorette (I don’t watch, but I saw an article about her). I guess she’s in the middle of a murder trial, and she took a leave of absence and in the letter it says to do a tv show.
Whattttt. Ugh, can’t say I’m surprised! Chris Harrison was tooootally setting her up for it last night!
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Yes!!! When Sean was like “It’s super great, we can show our kids our whole journey together.” I was thinking…you might want to edit some stuff? Like, see kids? Here are daddy’s 25 girlfriends!
And Sharleen super bugged me the whole time she was there in the season, but I appreciated her for standing up for Juan Pablo when all the girls were going crazy. But also, when she was like, “I thought he asked lots of questions about me and my travels and living in a foreign country..” I think all the other girls were like “Yeah no duh. We all just said we knew he liked YOU….we’re just tripping cause he wasn’t that into US!!”
Haha right?! Those poor kids. And I agree, I thought it was very cool of Sharleen to stand up for JP when all them bishes were being super bitter! I loved it.
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This season has been crazy! Team Claire over here! You?
We love Clare because she’s from our hometown!! But I’m thinking he picks Nikki for some reason. Who knows!
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“he was giving you a chance to reconsider” hahah this may be my favorite one yet!
“It’s okay” was probably my favorite line of this season. HAHA! I feel like that is all JP had to say. Although everytime someone calls him JP, I think of the JP that married Ashley.
I totally see Nikki coming out as the “winner” but I have a feeling he isn’t going to pick anyone. Why else would they BOTH be crying in the preview for next week? I can’t STAND Clare! My mom wishes Rene was the next Bachelorette.
Ha! Yeah, too bad Renee is already engaged apparently?! Craaaazy. I think of Ashley’s JP too! And I think it’s hilarious that “It’s okay” made Andi so annoyed. Like, really?? So funny.
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