Happy Tuesday! You know what that means: Another installment of The Bachelor Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here.
Alright, this week is HOMETOWNS!! And, miss Clare just happens to be a local Sacramentan, so needless to say we were both very excited to see her home town. From day one, our dream was for The Bachelor to come to Sacramento [Zack told me to say that]. Dreams do come true, people.
Katie: Whoaaaa. Welcome to Nikki’s mansion.
Nikki: “I feel like I’m pretty good at judging what’s the right moment and what’s the wrong moment.”
Zack: We’ll see about that.
Nikki: “There’s just something about him and I can’t really put my finger on it and I can’t explain it…”
Zack: You should probably try.
Nikki: “It didn’t feel right to tell him I love him.”
Zack: I wonder why it didn’t. Is it because you don’t?
JP: “We can go back and forth for hours.”
Zack: Yes, hours. Even though they only allow them 20 minutes together.
-As Andi’s mom dances with Juan Pablo-
Zack: Andi’s dad is getting his gun.
Andi (with a really stuffy nose): “I could be falling in love.”
Zack: You should be falling in love with some Dayquil, girl.
-Juan Pablo is wearing red flip flops-
Zack: It looks like he went to the nail salon and got a free pair of flip flops.
Best advice ever, from Renee’s mom: “You have to be in love, because… We can love our pets.”
Zack is so upset right now: I can’t believe the only thing they could think to do in Sacramento is go to the park.
Zack: Wait, so… which one is Clare’s mom? This is crazy.
Zack: This is the weirdest thing ever. What is happening?
Clare: “I’m trying to have a heart to heart with my mom.”
Zack: Well, yeah, you gotta get the bodyguard out of the way first. Get out of here, Laura.
Zack: Crazy Town: population LAURA.
JP -at the rose ceremony-: “I feel privileged to have four beautiful women in front of me…”
Zack: He’s already crying.
Katie: He’s a sensitive guy.
Just an update on our rankings: Zack and I both chose both Clare and Nikki in the top 3! Woo!
Were you surprised?
Had you predicted anyone who’s still here?
Tonight is ANOTHER episode, with the Fantasy Suites! Come back tomorrow for a special edition Man Quotes! :)