Happy Tuesday! You know what that means: Another installment of The Bachelor Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here. Let’s go.
Sharleen: “It’s pretty important…”
Zack: It’s pretty important today that I dress like a pilgrim.
Zack (when all the girls on screen are wearing super short shorts): It’s a long shorts party.
Zack: I hope Sharleen becomes the Bachelorette, because Man Quotes would be like 8 pages long, each.
Sharleen: “I feel like we’re missing that cerebral connection that I need.”
Katie: So she thinks he’s dumb.
Sharleen: “I would be wasting his time and my own…”
Zack: She’s already wasted America’s time by getting out of the limo.
Sharleen: “We just get along so well…”
Zack: Yeah, it’s easy to get along when you’re making out all the time.
Juan Pablo, to Sharleen: “You’re good at not trying to impress me and impressing me.”
Zack: You’re too easily impressed.
Juan Pablo: “She went to the recital, and that was good. Just be yourself…”
Zack: Just be yourself, go to recitals.
Sharleen: “I think that I wasted your time.”
Zack: You wasted everyone’s time. You are currently wasting my time.
Clare: “I’m the youngest of all the girls.”
Juan Pablo: “There are six of you girls?”
Clare: “Yes.”
Zack: Juan Pablo likes the girls.
-After the most awkward silence between the girls everrrrr-
Chris Harrison walks in.
Katie: Chris Harrison saves the day!
Zack: Ah, Chris Harrison, welcome to the episode.
JP: I would have loved to see her family.
Katie: Because I love all of the girls.
Zack: I just love girls.
Annnnd JP is a playa playa and he loves all of the girls. That is the moral of this story.
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Chelsea @ A Fit LittleOne
Yum donuts!!! The last one is definitely my favorite. Juan Pablo just sounds ridiculous haha.
Katie
Haha he really is ridiculous.
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Holly
All he does with these girls is makes out with them and puts their hair behind their ear (ever noticed how often he does that??). They cry. He kisses them. They want to talk. He cuts them off and kisses them. They have snot running down their face. He kisses them. Because JP loves all the girls. And I was cracking up during that really long awkward moment part….oh, girls.
Katie
YES, soooo annoying when he tucks their hair behind their ears. Every. Single. Time. Ugh. I really can’t stand the guy.
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Sue
Lol! I can’t even watch because I find him too obnoxious! Guess he was like able on The Bachelorette because he was in very small doses.
Katie
I absolutely agree- he is SO obnoxious! And the only reason he was likable before was exactly what you said: Small doses, and he never talked/got any screen time.
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Rachel G
haha!! Your husband’s comments are too funny. If we watched the Bachelor in our house that it was it would sound like…
Katie
He is seriously the best part of The Bachelor viewing, that’s for sure! ;)
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Katriel
When Clare was talking about all the girls in her family, I was like..yeah, JP will fit right in. JP loves ALL the girls.
I hate this show so much…I wish I wasn’t so addicted!
I was catching my husband up on Sharleen, and I was like “She hasn’t been feeling it those whole time, but thought she’d go to as many exotic vacation weeks as she could to help her officially make up her mind.”
Also, my husband heard Chris Harrison say something about Juan Pablo and my husband was like “Where’s Juan Pablo?” And I said, “probably somewhere off screen.” and he said, “Wait…Juan Pablo’s a person?” not sure what he was thinking, but it made me smile.
Husbands are great.
Katie
So true. JP loooooves the girls. ;) I’m so with you- I would stop in an INSTANT if I wasn’t so dang addicted!! haha so funny we’re on the same page! hahaha “Wait… Juan Pablo’s a person?” That cracked me up. Husbands + The Bachelor = most entertaining thing ever.
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Katie
Every single man quote killed me this time! Juan Pablo LOVESSSSSSSSSS the girls.