Happy Tuesday! You know what that means: Another installment of The Bachelor Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here. Let’s go.
Sharleen: “It’s pretty important…”
Zack: It’s pretty important today that I dress like a pilgrim.
Zack (when all the girls on screen are wearing super short shorts): It’s a long shorts party.
Zack: I hope Sharleen becomes the Bachelorette, because Man Quotes would be like 8 pages long, each.
Sharleen: “I feel like we’re missing that cerebral connection that I need.”
Katie: So she thinks he’s dumb.
Sharleen: “I would be wasting his time and my own…”
Zack: She’s already wasted America’s time by getting out of the limo.
Sharleen: “We just get along so well…”
Zack: Yeah, it’s easy to get along when you’re making out all the time.
Juan Pablo, to Sharleen: “You’re good at not trying to impress me and impressing me.”
Zack: You’re too easily impressed.
Juan Pablo: “She went to the recital, and that was good. Just be yourself…”
Zack: Just be yourself, go to recitals.
Sharleen: “I think that I wasted your time.”
Zack: You wasted everyone’s time. You are currently wasting my time.
Clare: “I’m the youngest of all the girls.”
Juan Pablo: “There are six of you girls?”
Zack: Juan Pablo likes the girls.
-After the most awkward silence between the girls everrrrr-
Chris Harrison walks in.
Katie: Chris Harrison saves the day!
Zack: Ah, Chris Harrison, welcome to the episode.
JP: I would have loved to see her family.
Katie: Because I love all of the girls.
Zack: I just love girls.
Annnnd JP is a playa playa and he loves all of the girls. That is the moral of this story.