Another Monday, another episode of The Bachelor, and another installment of Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here. Let’s do it.
Girl: “Infinity edge pooooooool!”
-Katie can’t stop laughing-
Zack: New Zealand! Long flight home if you get the boot here!
Andi: “Wait, we’re going swimming?!”
Katie: How much of a surprise can that be? Why do you think they asked you to wear your bathing suit??
Zack: They just get there and immediately start making out.
Girl: “Is it gonna be a one-on-one or is it gonna be a group date?”
Zack: It’s gonna be a two-on-one, haven’t you seen the show?!
Andi: “I don’t want to regret not getting to know him.”
Katie: Eh, there’s not much to get to know.
Zack: Wait. He just unzipped his jacket and said “It’s a little cold.”
Andi: “I don’t care that it’s cold.”
Zack: Oh, you’re cold? Just unzip your jacket!
Kat: “He’s definitely dressed for the weather.”
Zack: What kind of observation is that? Who gives a sh*t?!
-Date is in Hobbiton-
Zack: Where’s Frodo?!
Renee: “I feel like where I am right now with Juan Pablo is where I’ve been in past relationships after 6-8 months.”
Katie: … Whoa. Your past relationships must have reallyyyy sucked.
Katie: Don’t use big words with Juan Pablo.
Juan Pablo, to Sharleen: “I understand you.”
Zack and Katie, in unison: No, you don’t.
Zack: Worst. Birthday. Ever.
-Cassandra’s age has been updated on the info bar-
Zack: 22! They updated her age! Kudos to The Bachelore technical team on that one.
Katie: Who’s that?
Zack: It’s Juan Pablo!! Who do you think it is? Jason Mesnick? Ben Flajnick?
Juan Pablo: “It was my mistake.”
Zack: That’s a back-handed apology.
Clare: “We talked it through and he apologized.”
Zack: Selective hearing, much? I never heard the word “sorry” or “apologize.”
Clare: “I appreciate that you took the time to talk to me.”
Zack: Of course he took the time to talk, what else is he going to do on a one-on-one date?!
Zack: Sweat pants dance!
Zack: So… When Chris Harrison is the Bachelor, who’s going to be Chris Harrison?
Kat: “I saw myself at the end.”
Zack: Oh, really? You must have been watching a different show.
Sharleen: “If I absolutely cannot see myself with Juan Pablo, I think it’s best that I leave.”
Zack: Well, we all think it’s best that you leave, but I don’t think you’re going to do us that favor.
In conclusion, I’m still not a fan of Juan Pablo.
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Right?! I don’t like Juan Pablo either. I mean, he’s not bad to look at but here is what bugs me most:
– he says “ay ay ayyy” and it needs to stop
– he talks down to the girls sometimes, like he’s talking to a kid. “You have nothing to worry about” in that annoying soothing tone.
– he says he has a daughter 37 times an episode (we get it) and wants to be respectful, then he makes out with girls.
Gah!
YES to all of those. Juan Pablo is just a sucky person, period. The “ay ay ayyyy” is SO annoyingggg hahaha and yeah, what is with him treating all of the girls like they’re children?! So weird and uncomfortable to watch.
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hahahahaha i love when y’all both said “no you don’t” hahaha
Haha well, it’s true! He doesn’t understand most of what anyone says!
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Did you guys watch during the credits when they were throwing sheep poop at each other? Umm…Why would anyone be okay with that?
YES that was sooooo weird. Like, no. Just no. It’s disgusting, Juan Pablo, not cute or funny.
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I think he is a real perv. I don’t know why I just find him super creepy. also I was disappointed that no one told him it was Cassandra’s birthday after she got sent home, you know, just to make him cry a little harder.
ay yay yayyyyyy
I agree 100%. He is a huge perv. But then, come to think of it, I have felt that way about all of the Bachelors. I mean, I feel like you kind of have to be a perv to want to be in that situation, you know? And YES, I can’t believe nobody told him it was her birthday!! That would have been so great.
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I was so excited for this season and for your quotes, but I feel like these episodes are such duds. Spending an entire segment on watching Andi and JP wade to get to their location? I usually wait until commercials to get a refill, but I ended up going during that. My hubs and I started thinking last night (okay, I was thinking out loud with him in the room) who the next Bachelorette will be. None of these girls are entertaining at all. At least they’re over gushing over him. sigh. end rant.
Aww well I hope you still enjoy the man quotes, even if the episodes are lame!! We try to liven them up and make them more entertaining! ;) I agree, though, that none of these girls would be good for the next bachelorette. Meh.
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So glad to see some of your quotes are the exact same conversations that my husband and I had last night! It’s sad to even type this, but I’m ready for this season to be over. Juan Pablo gives me the willies. http://saltwaterandsnowstorms.blogspot.com/2014/02/dean-juan-pablo.html
Thanks for entertaining us during this lame-o season!
These people came to New Zealand?! WHEN AND HOW DID I MANAGE TO MISS OUT ON THIS INFORMATION?! DAMN YOU BACHELOR.
That photo of you two is beyond cute.
I will never like Juan Pablo. Never.
“Kat: “I saw myself at the end.”
Zack: Oh, really? You must have been watching a different show.” Please get Zack his own show. These quotes are so entertaining.