Another Monday, another episode of The Bachelor! And of course, with it comes another installment of Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here. Let’s do it.
Zack: I think they gave out free black capri leggings on the flight.
-Sharleen walks in-
Nikki: “There was a lot of tension and I feel like I was the root of all that…”
Katie: Speaking of roots, girrrrl you got some roots growing in.
Girl (to Renee as she’s headed off to a one-on-one date): “I’m so excited for you!”
Katie: No you’re not. And if you are, there’s something wrong with you.
Renee: “I like this man, I like Juan Pablo, I have feelings for him.”
Katie: Just keep trying to convince yourself of that…
Renee: “Juan Pablo pulls me into this restaurant, and there is no one here.”
Zack (sarcastically): Must be a popular place… That’s usually a tell-tale sign!
Juan Pablo: “I wanted to get her out of her comfort zone.”
Katie: Out of her comfort zone?! I think she’s in her comfort zone! I don’t think there is an out of her comfort zone.
Sharleen: “I want him to see me as a panda in a room full of bears.”
Zack: Well you’re wearing a black and white dress, so you kinda look like a panda.
Andi: “Honestly I thought I was going to get the rose.”
Zack: Really?! Were you on the date?
Nikki: “Today really feels like I’m on a date with my boyfriend.”
Zack: You’re on a date with a lot of girls’ boyfriend.
Nikki: “I feel like I stuck my finger in the light socket.”
Katie: Yikes! That’s not really a good thing, usually…
Juan Pablo: “It’s hard, I’m liking these girls.”
Zack: We know you like the girls, Juan Pablo.
A note on the beach thing: It was a mutual thing and Juan Pablo trying to back-pedal at the rose ceremony, saying how it was “unfair” and blah blah. Um, no, dude. What you did was totally what you wanted to do and you can’t try to turn it around on her. Just, no.
I can’t even with this episode! I normally watch every season, but last night was the first episode of this season I watched and I already feel completely caught up. I thought it was so ridiculous when he tried to back track with the beach thing – I didn’t see a gun to his head leading him in the ocean!
Also lolz at the panda in a room full of bears comment. So good.
Exactly!! He did it (whatever it was) of his own free will! Ugh.
Seriously, JP. I understand that he might have felt guilty about it, but he didn’t have to be like “I wasn’t into it.” Oh really? Cause it sure looks like you were!
Riiiight?! I’m instantly NOT a fan of JP anymore, like, at all.
I am so with you on the beach thing. I thought it was really unfair – she says “I want to swim in the ocean” his response with NO hesitation – ” let me get my bathing suit”.
Exactly!! The cameras don’t lie, buddy boy. There was no dragging of his feet whatsoever!
Hahah so good!
It was too easy haha ;)
I totally agree with you on the jupa (totally just did that…juan pablo ha!) + clare midnight swim. He was all for it and loved it that night. I’m wondering if someone said something to him, or if he just realized “oh no, what did I just do?” but still–totally not classy to blame her for that. he was totally to blame as well!
Kylie Storm Crichton
Okay, we are always a bit behind with the Bachelor here in SA but I have to laugh at these comments and am really looking forward to watching the date that prompted this comment:
“Andi: “Honestly I thought I was going to get the rose.”
Zack: Really?! Were you on the date?”
Love every single man quote post. This one made me laugh so much:
“Sharleen: “I want him to see me as a panda in a room full of bears.”
Zack: Well you’re wearing a black and white dress, so you kinda look like a panda.”