Another Monday, another episode of The Bachelor! And of course, with it, comes another installment of Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here. Let’s get into it.
Girl: “Date card!”
Zack: Party’s over. Dun dunnnn.
Nikki: “I don’t thrive in group settings.”
Zack: Juan Pablo thrives in group settings.
Juan Pablo: “Dancing is the way to Juan Pablo’s heart.”
Zack: They’re bringing 4 white blonde girls to dance. And a former NBA dancer. She’s got this one in the bag!
Zack: Where are the rest of Juan Pablo’s pants? Is he wearing leggings?!
-They enter the Korea Furniture Museum-
Cassandra: “I’m excited to see what we’re doing tonight.”
Zack: You’re going to go furniture shopping.
Clare: “I don’t think that Juan Pablo and Sharleen are right for each other.”
Zack: Nobody does, girl.
-Sharleen gets the date-
Zack (extremely sarcastically): Hopefully we get to see them make out again.
Sharleen: “Everything we tasted today was not bland. You are not bland.”
Katie: This date was bland.
Sharleen: “If I tell him the truth, it could be a deal breaker.”
Zack: So just make something up!
Zack: This is about to take a turn for the worse. People are having too much fun.
Zack: We’ve got a cameraman on camera. How’s that work?!
JP: “I know I said no kissing, but those lips, those teeth.”
Zack: Wait, you’re gonna kiss her on the teeth?
Zack (about the dog lover): That girl doesn’t like Clare. That girl only likes dogs.
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hahahah! I love it!
:) I’m glad!!
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His red leggings/whatever they were killed me!! haha! Bless it!
Haha right?! They were absolutely ridiculous!
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this is hilarious! love having these all in one place – great picks haha
xxCarrie
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Haha I’m so glad you like them!! :)
xo
I laughed so hard about that last comment on the dog lover!! So, I want to know…. Who are your top 3 picks?
Zack had me crying, as usual!! Tears of laughter, of course! My top 3 picks are Clare, Andi, and Nikki (even though the girls all hate her- ha!). Clare’s my front runner though! Girlfriend’s got it in the bag right now! What are yours??
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Tears of laughter are the best kind :) My top 3 picks are Andi, Nikki, and Renee. That could always change. We’ll see. It looks like next week has lots of drama, but they always make it appear that way.
I have never watched the Bachelor in my entire life haha But you look so pretty here and I LOOOVE your shirt!
Aww you are so sweet! Thanks love!
xo
Oh my gosh…this is too good. I feel like Michael and I would totally have this conversation if he wouldn’t refuse to “watch my girly shows with me”. hehe
Aww he should definitely watch with you! It’s pretty much the best thing! ;)
xo
These quotes are too funny! I don’t watch the Bachelor, but maybe I should! :)
I did that reminders post. Here it is if you wanna check it out.
http://beautifulprocess.blogspot.com/2014/01/life-update-and-little-reminders.html
Aww yay I’m excited to see your reminders post! :)
xo