What’s that? Another Man Quotes edition?! Two in one week? Well, aren’t we in for a treat. This time it’s the fantasy suites, and there were just too many good quotes to take from this episode. Let’s get right to it.
Zack: They’re not in the Americas anymore.
JP: “Over nights are special because I’ll get a chance to talk to the girls, no cameras.”
Zack: Juan Pablo, this is why you became the Bachelor.
Clare: “We actually get to spend all day together, just him and I…”
Zack: And that guy.
Clare: “I don’t know if the Fantasy Suite is for me.”
Zack: You were made for the Fantasy Suite.
Juan Pablo: “You’ve been doing a lot of good thinking. That’s good.”
Katie: Because Juan Pablo does not do any thinking.
Clare: “Honestly?”
JP: “Honestly.”
Zack (singing): I wanna see you be brave.
Zack: I thought there weren’t supposed to be any cameras.
Zack: It’s like a soap opera.
Zack: I think he’s wondering why the cameras are still here.
Zack: Sweet tank, Juan Pablo.
Juan Pablo: “I enjoy talking to Andi a lot.”
Zack: You’re not going to enjoy talking to her in a while.
Zack: They just planted these kids on the bench. “Hey kids, sit here, this weird guy’s going to buy you some juice.”
Zack: They’ve got all these dates in water. She’s all, “Turns out I hate water. Thanks for all these dates.”
Zack: This is so great, because it’s just going to go south at any time.
Juan Pablo: “Chris Harrison sent a little note…”
Zack: We all know what the note says.
Andi: “I’ve had a great day and a great night…”
Zack: Have you?
Andi: “It’s not funny, it’s not humorous, it’s not cute…”
Zack: Oh, it’s funny.
Andi: “It’s disappointing to have spent this much time and to have just now figured it out.”
Zack: And boy did you figure it out.
Katie: Wait. Whatttt is Nikki wearing?!
Zack: She’s pulling out all the stops!
Zack: Sloppy thirds!
Zack: I think Juan Pablo should be the next Bachelorette.
JP: “My date today with Nikki went really well. Can’t wait for tonight though.”
Zack: Hopefully it goes as well as the date with Andi.
Zack: He does the same thing with everyone. He tucks their hair behind their ears and tells them they’ve been thinking.
JP: “Nikki would be a great partner for me because she’s honest, she’s pretty, she’s sexy, and also she cares about people and I like that a lot.”
Zack: She’s an every day philanthropist.
Andi: “All he wanted to do was say it’s okay and give me a kiss.”
Zack: That’s what he’s done all season! This is nothing new!
Andi: “I woke up after that night and had a lot of thoughts.”
JP: “All of us had thoughts after that night.”
Zack: How many of you were there?!
Katie: I’m actually liking Juan Pablo right now. This is weird.
Zack: Andi’s trying to make him say he has feelings. Just let him take it like a champ!
JP: “I appreciate you being honest with me.”
Zack: But that’s not good enough for Andi.
Katie: Juan Pablo is back in my good graces, just like that.
Zack: Yep. He should get another season.
JP: “I’m not going to argue with you.”
Andi: “I don’t want to argue either.”
Zack: Are you sure you don’t?
JP: “You’re telling me now, you should have told me in the fantasy suite.”
Katie: YES! *clapping*
Zack: He’s climbing the charts. He just leapt way over Ben Flanjick, Brad Womack and that pilot guy.
And just like that Juan Pablo is awesome again and Andi sucks. The end.
What do you think of the whole situation?
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Oh. My. Gosh. You’re the first person who had the same thoughts about the Andi/Juan Pablo thing. I thought she came off as whiny and demeaning. I still don’t like him that much either… but a little more than I did before. I felt like nobody had the same opinion as me so thank you! :)
YES I noticed I was in the minority too, and was shocked quite frankly!! Glad to hear you are on the same page, too, girl :)
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“Honestly, I wanna see you be brave.” had me almost snorting at my desk. These posts crack me up!
I think Andi was being a bit of a B, but Juanny Pabs is so dull and shallow that I think she was just venting her frustration at herself for not seeing it sooner! Oh well, she’ll probably be the next Bachelorette, so mission accomplished on her part.
Haha right?! It was even better sitting next to him when he just burst into song. Like, there were definitely tears of laughter happening. omg Juany Pabs. LOVE it. Ugh, I really really really hope she ISN’T the next Bachelorette. I am so not a fan.
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I saw a little of the episode. And it just seemed weird to me, I couldn’t figure out why though. Until I read “It’s like a soap opera”. Zack is so right! Then the rest just had me laughing haha the show does seemed super staged, a little in certain areas. I still have yet to watch a whole episode. I need to get on that!
Right?! It’s totally soap opera material, in all it’s dramatic weirdness. You’re not missing out on TOO much by not watching a whole episode, haha.
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I’ll be honest, I fell asleep during the episode (being pregnant makes me tired) and woke up at the end when they were fighting. I think it was probably a pride thing…that she wanted to make sure it was clear she was the one leaving him and not sticking around waiting to be left. I think Juan Pablo handled the attack pretty well, and there were so many times I wished I could jump through the TV screen and grab Andi and just walk her to the car and be like, “I’m sorry, he’s never going to get it. And even if he does, he’s sure as heck not going to admit it to you right now while the cameras are rolling and you’re a little extra emotional. Let’s go build a cake or something and leave him be.”
Ha! I love that you fell asleep. So great. I was practically yelling at her, JUST LEAVE, JUST GO, STOP TALKING, the whole time haha. It was all pretty pathetic.
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I have not really watched this season because I was actually supposed to be on it. I have heard TERRIBLE THINGS though, and I couldn’t be HAPPIER that I am not on it this season!! PHEW! Dodged a bullet!
Ahhhh I remember Zack telling me that you were on it! We totally saw you on the very first episode! :) I think you dodged a bullet not getting on this season, that’s for sure!
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The “I wanna see you be brave” is my favorite this week hahaha
I had to go and watch! Completely agree.. Juan Pablo was not being a jerk whatsoever. I’m not even sure what she was throwing a tantrum about. When you go on a show to compete against other women for one man.. That’s what you get. I never understand why they don’t get that.