What’s that? Another Man Quotes edition?! Two in one week? Well, aren’t we in for a treat. This time it’s the fantasy suites, and there were just too many good quotes to take from this episode. Let’s get right to it.
Zack: They’re not in the Americas anymore.
JP: “Over nights are special because I’ll get a chance to talk to the girls, no cameras.”
Zack: Juan Pablo, this is why you became the Bachelor.
Clare: “I don’t know if the Fantasy Suite is for me.”
Zack: You were made for the Fantasy Suite.
Juan Pablo: “You’ve been doing a lot of good thinking. That’s good.”
Katie: Because Juan Pablo does not do any thinking.
Zack (singing): I wanna see you be brave.
Zack: I thought there weren’t supposed to be any cameras.
Zack: It’s like a soap opera.
Zack: I think he’s wondering why the cameras are still here.
Zack: Sweet tank, Juan Pablo.
Juan Pablo: “I enjoy talking to Andi a lot.”
Zack: You’re not going to enjoy talking to her in a while.
Zack: They just planted these kids on the bench. “Hey kids, sit here, this weird guy’s going to buy you some juice.”
Zack: They’ve got all these dates in water. She’s all, “Turns out I hate water. Thanks for all these dates.”
Zack: This is so great, because it’s just going to go south at any time.
Juan Pablo: “Chris Harrison sent a little note…”
Zack: We all know what the note says.
Andi: “I’ve had a great day and a great night…”
Zack: Have you?
Andi: “It’s not funny, it’s not humorous, it’s not cute…”
Zack: Oh, it’s funny.
Andi: “It’s disappointing to have spent this much time and to have just now figured it out.”
Zack: And boy did you figure it out.
Katie: Wait. Whatttt is Nikki wearing?!
Zack: She’s pulling out all the stops!
Zack: Sloppy thirds!
Zack: I think Juan Pablo should be the next Bachelorette.
JP: “My date today with Nikki went really well. Can’t wait for tonight though.”
Zack: Hopefully it goes as well as the date with Andi.
Zack: He does the same thing with everyone. He tucks their hair behind their ears and tells them they’ve been thinking.
JP: “Nikki would be a great partner for me because she’s honest, she’s pretty, she’s sexy, and also she cares about people and I like that a lot.”
Zack: She’s an every day philanthropist.
Andi: “All he wanted to do was say it’s okay and give me a kiss.”
Zack: That’s what he’s done all season! This is nothing new!
Andi: “I woke up after that night and had a lot of thoughts.”
JP: “All of us had thoughts after that night.”
Zack: How many of you were there?!
Katie: I’m actually liking Juan Pablo right now. This is weird.
Zack: Andi’s trying to make him say he has feelings. Just let him take it like a champ!
JP: “I appreciate you being honest with me.”
Zack: But that’s not good enough for Andi.
Katie: Juan Pablo is back in my good graces, just like that.
Zack: Yep. He should get another season.
JP: “I’m not going to argue with you.”
Andi: “I don’t want to argue either.”
Zack: Are you sure you don’t?
JP: “You’re telling me now, you should have told me in the fantasy suite.”
Katie: YES! *clapping*
Zack: He’s climbing the charts. He just leapt way over Ben Flanjick, Brad Womack and that pilot guy.
And just like that Juan Pablo is awesome again and Andi sucks. The end.
What do you think of the whole situation?