That’s right, The Bachelor returned last night- yet another season of the most intense drama EVER- and so of course we have to stick to tradition around these parts and start back up with Man Quotes! If you’re new here, Man Quotes are the result of my watching The Bachelor with my husband and writing down the ridiculous and hilarious commentary that he says (and me too!) during the episodes. It’s pretty great, and I think even if you don’t watch the show, you can still get a chuckle out of what we say. Let me know if you like these- I really do. :)
Zack: Please let him be better than Ben Flanjik.
Ben: “I’m ready to meet my wife.”
Katie: I’m ready to make out with a bunch of chicks.
Ben: “I played football, I played basketball…”
Katie: I’m just the all-American boy!
Katie: But what does he do?
Zack: He plays basketball for leisure.
Ben: I’m really nervous to date 25 people.
Katie: Why??
Katie: Jason Mesnick… What a dweeb.
Katie: Wait… Chris the farmer was a failure, right? He’s not with Whitney any more…
Zack: He can tell him what not to do.
Katie: But… Why would you want to date the same person as your twin?
Katie: Chicken Enthusiast?!
Zack: Oh… That’s her job…?!
[Chris Harrison appears on the screen]
Zack: God I missed him.
Zack: They just double high fived. That could not have been good.
Katie: Okay, twins on the show… Ew. Who dates the same guy as her sister?!
Lace: “I’m just sitting there judging people.”
Zack: She’s my favorite.
Katie: Okay, I like the onesie girl.
Ben: “There are many girls that are absolutely stunning…”
Zack: At least three.
Oliva: “I left my job as a news anchor to come here.”
Zack: And that puts absolutely NO pressure on Ben.
Katie: They put all the sequin dress girls together.
Zack: It’s just a pile of sequins.
Girl: “Not hearing your name called when the first few roses are given out is terrifying.”
Zack: I’m terrified of a lot, but that wouldn’t be it.
Zack: Some of these girls look like they’ve had a long day.
Zack’s wanted to pick his top 5. Here they are: Lauren the flight attendant (top two), Leah with the football, Olivia the news anchor, Caila, Becca
I’m not ready to pick my top 5 yet. ;)
Did you watch?? What were your thoughts? I’m SO excited for this season! Yeay-yuhhhh.
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Yay! I love Bachelor Man quotes :) I am not ready to pick either. I feel like we need a good 3 weeks to get a good read on things… but definitely not Lace!
Aww yay! I’m glad you love them! :) And I agree- deffffinitely not crazy Lace!
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I’ve missed the last few seasons of the Bachelor/ette, but I’ve been a fan from the beginning (we’re talking Alex/Amanda beginning). Anyways, just wanted to comment that my favorite quote is Zack’s quote, “At least three.” Haha…just keeping it honest, eh? These were funny!
Hahaha that was my favorite quote too! Glad you enjoyed! :)
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Ohhhhh, the Bachelor…hahaha. So much drama.
Right?! So. Much. Drama. and. Crazy.
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This post makes me want to watch! Loving the quotes!
Uh ohhhhh am I an enabler? ;) It is so entertaining to watch, I can’t NOT!
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Yay!! Bachelor man quotes are back!!
Aww yay, glad you like them, too!! :)
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Oh, the chicken enthusiast. Some of these professions are just… not real.
Right?! Why do they always make up professions on this show??
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Where are your sweatpants in the photo from? I am 23 weeks pregnant and trying to accumulate all of the cute, comfy clothes. Thanks!!
They are THE MOST comfy pants!! They’re from Target! Here’s the link: http://bit.ly/1SAP0ox Definitely recommend!!
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This is hilarious. I love it when I convince my husband to watch the bachelor with me!
Isn’t it the best thing ever?! We’ve got ourselves some good men ;)
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These are so funny thank you for sharing!
The Bachelor sucks me in every year…I sometimes think “I am not watching next season” but yet I find myself coming back every time.
My sister, my Mother and myself make a night out of watching it together which makes it even more fun. To be continued…:)
Haha glad you love them!! :) And yeah, I will never NOT be able to watch!
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Laughing. Out. Loud. I was all for the supermodel faux anchorwoman (I called the first rose!) but I feel the previews are exposing her crazy…
Yay for the return of bachelor man quotes! I’ve been missing Zack’s funny comments
Also that shirt is all the greatness