Okay, so I was sitting down to watch Miss America the other night, and Zack goes, “Hey we should do Man Quotes to this!” and I though, “Hey! That’s a good idea!” And so, in case you’ve been missing the infamous man quotes, here’s a special Miss America edition.
-Lance Bass comes out-
Zack is excited.
Zack: She just freaked out.
Zack, during the dance montage: What? I don’t get it.
Zack declared that Miss Maryland is going to win.
Zack: There’s too much room between her eyebrows. She got a little too happy with the tweezers.
Hostess: “I’m with the remaining girls, but there’s only two spots left.”
Zack: That’s awkward.
Zack: Mario? Mario Lopez is here? Where’s Mario Lopez? Where’s Mario Lopez? (Zack really likes Mario Lopez).
Hostess: “Swimsuit time!”
Zack: Uh oh! Time to get down to business.
Zack: …WTF is butt glue?!
Zack, commenting on one of the evening gowns: Whoops, that was a mistake.
At this point, Zack has done his very own living room performance of each of the talents, including Riverdance and en pointe ballet. I love my husband.
Zack, to one of the girls about to do her talent: You look like someone who’s going to sing.
Zack: We’ve got a baton prodigy up in this mug.
And that was that. The most entertaining beauty pagent I have ever watched, mostly thanks to my husband and his awesome talent performances. Really, I wish you could have seen them. I was crying laughing, it was that good.
Did you watch Miss America?
Who were you rooting for? I really liked Miss California and was rooting for her! I might have been biased, but also she’s smart and she did ballet, so you know.
What would your talent be if you were to participate? I’d probably play the alto sax. Yes, I play alto sax. ;) I definitely wouldn’t sing, because I can’t, really, and at least I’m honest with myself, unlike some of those poor girls. If you can’t hit the note, please please please just figure out something else to do.
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I watched Miss America with my boyfriend and we were rooting for Miss California too! She was beautiful & smart! I was so surprised that she graduated with her BA & MA from Stanford in 4 years! We might have also been a little bias because she’s Chinese haha. However, I also thought it was pretty cool that Miss New York one, again sort of bias because I’m from NY but it was awesome to have 2 Miss New York’s win Miss America back to back. We were happy either way because no matter who won, they were going to be making history.
I knowww I loved Miss California!! But I also really liked the girl who won, so I’m not mad. :) And yeah, so cool that history was made!! I love it.
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I watched Miss America with my amazing cousin-in-law and twin sister (cause we look so much alike). We painted our nails with Zoya polish, had wine, and ate potato chips and dip while we watched. Classy, I know. :) We were rooting for Miss Iowa because we are biased, but since she didn’t make it into the first round, we went for Minnesota and California. My husband claimed they “had to let a big state win for good t.v. ratings”. Our hubby’s watched a little with us and then left. You’ve got a good man to sit through the whole thing with you! I loved Miss New York’s ballet performance because I took ballet growing up. Felt bad for Miss Florida and her torn a.c.l., but she rocked her baton performance regardless. Also, a question about Miley and then one about Syria..talk about totally opposite things! And I would have to agree with you, some of those girls shouldn’t have been singing, did no one want to tell them that they weren’t hitting those notes?!
Aww sounds like such a fun Miss America watching party! LOVE. It was hilarious watching with my husband! And yeah, I’m glad he stuck around! ;) I looooved the ballet performance too! It was gorgeous. I said the same thing about the questions, like, yeah, that’s real fair there!
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I was rooting for Miss Kansas because well she’s in the military and any girl that can go through that kind of training is a winner in my book. Thanks for your service Miss Kansas! Also, I liked that she flaunted her tattoo, that was pretty awesome, and took guts, especially in that kind of a competition. My second choice was Miss California, she’s just awesome and beautiful.
I will say one thing, I am disgusted with the horrible comments I’ve seen about Miss New York who won. How can people be so cruel????? Plus she’s gorgeous! Why can’t we just be happy for her? People are probably just jealous that she will be making history!!!! Make us proud Miss America!
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I could. not. believe those cruel tweets and comments, either! Like, what kind of people would say such things?! Ugh. Absolutely disgusting.
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I was rooting for Miss Kansas! I thought she was the prettiest and rocked the bathing suit the best. I also liked her evening gown. I thought she is a total badass for being in the army and proudly flaunting her tattoos!
I thought she was awesome, too!! Definitely huge props to her for serving in the military AND going for Miss America, and getting so far! Bad. Ass. for sure!
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I love these posts ! Its interesting hearing a man reaction to these types of things, so funny !
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Haha it was even better sitting in the same room as him! I’ll have to find more shows to do these to :)
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Wonderful commentary, Zack! hahaha
Haha right?! Zack says thanks! ;)
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I didn’t watch Miss America, but your kitties are adorable!!! I just love cats so much.
Also, I enjoyed your post here…very cute and entertaining:)
XO,Gina
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Aren’t they the cutest?! I love our children/cats. :)
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I just knew these comments would be hilarious- so much good material. In the end I was pulling for California as well- love me some ballet and you can’t force or fake that. You would think that these girls who have been training and competing for years would take the time to really develop an actual talent. bless their hearts.
Agreed! Only a handful of them seemed to have REAL talent!
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So I didnt even know that this was on until I saw that Josh was WATCHING IT! So funny! I actually really enjoyed it! The talent part was awesome and Miss New York Killed her question/answer portion. Josh and I were cringing every time the talent was singing. GAWD … those girls …. get a new talent seriously! Snooze fest! But we LOVED the ballywood dancing, irish dancing and the batons! How cool!
OMG that is HILARIOUS!! Of course Josh would be watching it! Agreed on the singing!!! SO bad! And the bollywood dancing was amazing. I just kept thinking of Jeremy and when he would watch Lagaan like every day. So awesome.
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heehee–he sounds like a fun companion to watch a pageant with!
Oh, he is the BEST person to watch a pageant with! I was crying laughing!!
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lol… I love that it was his idea to do man quotes. Also, I have to agree with him about the dance montage, why do they do that?
Right?! It’s sooooo cheesy and cringe-inducing!
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Hahaha my favorite was “whoops, that was a mistake” ha!! Cute post :)
Haha he was cracking me up the whole time!!
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Zack needs to get his own comedy hour. So funny!