The Bachelorette Man Quotes vol. 4

So, I shopped again at thredup yesterday. I got 8 items, and I am seriously so excited to get them! Shopping is one thing, but shopping for brands that I love (J. Crew! Anthropologie! H&M!) at discounted prices?! That’s a whole other level. I’m serious you guys, if you haven’t checked out thredUp yet, you don’t know what you’re missing! Can’t wait to share my finds with you. :)

Each Tuesday throughout the season you can come here and read the highlights of watching The Bachelorette with my husband. See last week’s man quotes here!

And now, it’s that time again! Bachelorette Man Quotes time! Zack, take it away.

NOTE: I will not be sharing any spoilers so you can feel free to read my “man quotes” (as I have dubbed them) without fear of knowing who got sent home or anything else really important like that! :)

-Des is walking along the beach-
Zack: That’s a great beach outfit. Knee-high boots and a peacoat.

Zack: OH, candid video. Makes it so real.

Dude: “This place is awesome! It’s basically like Las Vegas on the ocean!”
Zack: Well said.

Zack: Oh, sweet, twin beds! I didn’t know hotels still had those.

Des: “I feel like Brad’s a totally different person now that I know he has a kid.”
Zack: Yeah, cus that’s what Brad wanted.
Katie: He totally wanted the fact that he has a kid to define him.

Des: “He’s in his element.”
Zack: Yeah, he’s in his element. On a carousel.

Zack: Creepers!

Des: “What are you looking for in a woman?”
Brad: “Nothing specific.”
Zack: Yeah, I’ll take anything.

Zack: That’s a long walk down!

Ben: “I’m a single dad as well.”
Katie: Wait, you are?!

Zack: Ugh, another stupid skit?

Zack: It’s Chris Harrison and his new wife!
Katie: His new princess wife!

Zack: Did he just say tiger fights?!

Zack: He’s just twirling a bunch of batons. Oh, that Juan Pablo!

Zack: You gotta question the guy that immediately grabs the heels.

Zack (on Juan Pablo): This guy is unreal. He should just instantly win.

Zack: This guy is taking it very seriously. He is the only one that performed an actual talent that he has.

Katie: Noooo, Bryden. The bangs are back.
Zack: They fell.

Zack: This is the weirdest twist on The Bachelor ever. I mean, I’m all for a good story, but these people got like 45 minutes of air time.

Zack: If they would have known they were missing Hootie, do you think they would have given it up?

Des: “We look at each other and just want to kiss”
Zack: Well, you want to kiss everyone you look at.

Zack: Apparently we’ve got two broken fingers this season.

Zack: This season’s so difficult, because she sucks so much, you like all the guys.

This season, I don’t know, guys. Not the biggest fan. So much fakeness, so many staged events, Des is boring, the guys are kinda weird, I dunno. BUT. Watching it with Zack is pretty much the best, so. That makes it worth it. That, and the wine.

Did you watch? 
Any favourites? Chris is my current fave. And Brooks is second.
As for fashion, what’s your fave online store? I’m always looking to add to my repertoire (don’t tell Zack) ;)

xo

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