Another Monday, another episode of The Bachelor! And of course, with it, comes another installment of Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here. Let’s get into it.
First off, there was a special Sunday night episode, which of course we watched and of course we have a few Man Quotes from:
Chrisharrison (all one word, because that’s how we say it): “You’re gonna get a behind-the-scenes look at this very popular television show!”
Zack: Wait, what show?
Chrisharrison: “We crashed some Bachelor viewing parties…”
Zack: Oh, man, that’s my dream.
Girl: “Juan Pablo is even more gorgeous in person!”
Zack: That’s what they say about me!
Juan Pablo: “I’m taking Clare on my first date.”
Zack: Who’s Clare? Can we get an ID on Clare.
And now for Monday night’s episode!
Girl: “I can’t believe that he put a blindfold on her! That was crazy!”
Zack: It… wasn’t that crazy.
Zack: Since when did Juan Pablo become an ice skating instructor?!
Katie: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Zack: Ask on your blog if anyone knows where that line is from!
Katie: Does anyone know where that is from?
Girl: Juan Pablo was looking extra hot today. He was wearing blue and his arms were showing…
Zack: Well, what’s he gonna wear? A turtleneck sweater?
Victoria: “Juan Pablo is my boyfriend.”
Zack: This girl should just win the show automatically.
Victoria: “Maybe I did drink too much.”
Zack (upon seeing a girl we’ve literally never seen before the rose ceremony): Who’s that?! First day!
Zack: Long hair don’t care!
That last one was super random, I know. Don’t ask. Ha! Did you watch last night?