Another Monday, another episode of The Bachelor! And of course, with it, comes another installment of Man Quotes! As always, there are never any spoilers in these, so you can read with ease! If you missed it, read last week’s Man Quotes here. Let’s get into it.
First off, there was a special Sunday night episode, which of course we watched and of course we have a few Man Quotes from:
Chrisharrison (all one word, because that’s how we say it): “You’re gonna get a behind-the-scenes look at this very popular television show!”
Zack: Wait, what show?
Chrisharrison: “We crashed some Bachelor viewing parties…”
Zack: Oh, man, that’s my dream.
Girl: “Juan Pablo is even more gorgeous in person!”
Zack: That’s what they say about me!
Juan Pablo: “I’m taking Clare on my first date.”
Zack: Who’s Clare? Can we get an ID on Clare.
And now for Monday night’s episode!
Girl: “I can’t believe that he put a blindfold on her! That was crazy!”
Zack: It… wasn’t that crazy.
Zack: Since when did Juan Pablo become an ice skating instructor?!
Katie: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Zack: Ask on your blog if anyone knows where that line is from!
Katie: Does anyone know where that is from?
Girl: Juan Pablo was looking extra hot today. He was wearing blue and his arms were showing…
Zack: Well, what’s he gonna wear? A turtleneck sweater?
Victoria: “Juan Pablo is my boyfriend.”
Zack: This girl should just win the show automatically.
Victoria: “Maybe I did drink too much.”
Zack (upon seeing a girl we’ve literally never seen before the rose ceremony): Who’s that?! First day!
Zack: Long hair don’t care!
That last one was super random, I know. Don’t ask. Ha! Did you watch last night?
re: pretzel quote… Seinfeld! :)
We don’t get that series over here, but I love man quotes and wish I could see who you’re talking about! You look adorable with your bump! xx
Aww so glad you love the man quotes!! :) Sorry you don’t get the series, though, boo! Is it not online somewhere? Hulu maybe?
Was it the girl in the nude dress with long hair? Because I swear I never saw her before and was like “who sent in a replacement.” My favorite Bachelor moment so far was the girl who though Juan Pablo had called her name and he didn’t!! BWHAHAHA!! I did feel kind of bad for her, but only just a little.
Don’t feel bad for her. That girl went to my high school, so of course my facebook was blowing up with posts about it and what she said afterwards. She says it’s the producers fault – they told her to act dumb and do all these things, then she was shocked because they showed it to purposely embarrass her.. because why would the producers on a reality show do something like that?! ;)
Ha! That’s hilarious!
lol it was some brunette. I can’t even remember now, she was that forgettable! And yeah, that poor girl. Talk about awwwwkward!
These pretzels are making me thirsty … Classic Seinfeld! One of the finest TV series ever made!
Agreed!! I got Zack the complete series for Christmas last year and we are always watching it. Never gets old!
I’m dying over here. And that’s most definitely a Seinfeld quote.
Haha glad you love! And YES. You’re awesome.
ahh this makes me want to start watchign the show- it’s getting juicy!
Haha I feel like I should apologize for that? ;)
Victoria: “Cause that’s what life’s all about; straddling people… and things”
After Victoria said she hadn’t had one glass of wine…
Me: “Ya, she hasn’t had one, she’s had like 6”
Brian: “Just one right after another”
Victoria was bat shit!!! Like, sorry, but no. No excuse there. Haha your quotes are great!
Super cute picture. And lovin the quotes!!!
Thanks girly!! :)
Victoria was crazay pants! I have to admit I’m not really enjoying this season. Juan Pablo bugs me for some reason. But I always love the man quotes!
P.S. I had no idea where that quote was from but saw the comment above about Seinfeld. I love Seinfeld. If you ever need something to cheer you up the show about nothing does wonders haha.
Ha! Yeah, I’m mixed about JP. On the one hand, he’s hilarious. On the other, he’s already showing his sleezy side with his choices in dates (like that stupid dog modeling thing- what WAS that?!) and checking all the girls out as they walked away. Yeah. Jury’s still out for me. p.s. Agreed about Seinfeld! It always makes me laugh!!
Haha! These are awesome. This show is a million times better when you watch it with a guy.
Ha! I agree- soooo much better when watched with a guy! The commentary is just priceless!