Are you excited? Because you should be. I know you all have been missing these Man Quotes terribly. But don’t fret, for “The Bachelor” has returned, and with it comes Man Quotes! You can come back to this blog every Tuesday for a fun and completely spoiler-free selection of what I have dubbed “Man Quotes” from the previous night’s episode of The Bachelor. What are Man Quotes, you ask? Why, they are quotes taken from watching “The Bachelor” with my husband. And they are hilarious. So, without further ado, let’s just jump right in, shall we?
Zack: Why are they taking pictures of him holding a tray of food? “My name is Juan Pablo and I will be your server tonight.”
Z: Give him his own show! Make Chris Harrison the Bachelor, just once!
Z (5 min into the show): Where is Chris Harrison?
Z: What, are we going to watch him go to Ikea?
Katie: That’s the airport.
Juan Pablo: “I know this process is going to be very difficult…”
Z: I don’t know if it’s going to be difficult, Juan Pablo. Last time I checked you have 25 women who are already into you.
Z: This guy needs to go on Tone It Up, with all of his drawing hearts in the sand.
Juan Pablo: “This is for my family, for me and my daughter.”
Z: Juan Pablo, this is for America.
Z: Where is Chris Harrison?
Renee: “He’s definitely my type. He’s attractive.”
Z: Your type is “attractive.” How original.
Z: Sacramento!! She’s putting Sacramento on the map!
K: I hate when they play the cricket sound. So much awkward.
Z: Juan Pablo is the best decision ABC has ever made.
Z: He loves every single woman on the planet.
Z: How to make every woman feel good: put them in front of Juan Pablo.
Z: Dog lover?! That’s not a job! Okay, I’m an Xbox 360 lover. That’s my job. I also love beer, scotch and basketball. And that’s my job, too.
Z: He likes everybody.
K: How is Juan Pablo single?!
Z: I don’t know, it baffles me. He should wind up with at least 3-4 of these women.
K: Therapy sesh for the crying girl!
Z: Oh, this is already starting out awkwardly.
And now for our top picks!
Katie’s Top 3: Nikki, Alli, Clare (a.k.a. Sacramento!!! Gotta represent the hometown!)
Zack’s Top 3: Nikki, Clare, Kat
Yes, we have two of the three same girls in our top 3. That’s okay. This could possibly change weekly. We’ll keep you posted. ;)
Who are your top picks for our beloved Juan Pablo?
xo
“This is for America!” It is so true. So glad this is back!! I missed this.
xo. Kailagh
Haha right?! America needed a Juan Pablo.
xo
Oh how I’ve missed these! You guys should have your own show for these :)
Ahhh that would be amazing!! Glad you like :)
xo
ahh i didn’t watch it so naturally i love this! i’m glad it turned out well, I was worried Juan Pablo would’t have the chops!
Oh, I never doubted Juan Pablo. Not for one second.
xo
“Juan Pablo, this is for America.” bahahah! True!!
I was cracking up the whole time! So true.
xo
I love love love this post. We should all take note of what our men say while watching the bachelor.
xx Lauryn
Amen. It really makes the show a million times more entertaining annnnd I literally cry laughing every time!!
xo
bahaha, this is hilarious. Sadly, I’m not into the bachelor! I did watch for the first few minutes because a girl from my high school was on.. and according to my facebook feed she “ruined everything” at the end? But I absolutely love this post because it sounds exactly like things my guy would say during my shows!
Jamie @
The Growing Up Diaries
OMG who was the girl from your high school?? That’s pretty awesome. I’m glad you can still enjoy the post without watching the show!! :) That’s my goal!
xo
Her name is Kylie. She didn’t make it, but it was still crazy to see someone from here on there!
Aww so cool nonetheless! She was cute :) I felt so bad for her when she thought she heard her name called, though! There’s a girl from our city on there, which is exciting, but I’ve yet to actually KNOW someone!
xo
I know, I feel so bad for her. It’s been all over the internet.. so sad :(
Yay LOVE these posts! I DVR’d it but after reading the quotes I am dying to watch it tonight!
Yessss I’m so glad you like them!!! :) They’re some of my favorite posts. Zack just cracks me up :)
xo
Yayy I’m so happy Bachelor quotes are back. I was also entertained by “dog lover” and some of the other ones. I’m pretty sure Nikki is going to go far, but the “free spirit” is a curve ball, as is the opera singer. Can’t wait for more quotes!
The opera singer annoyed me- she seemed SO disinterested! Like, what? Don’t you know what show you’re on?! So yeah, should be interesting to see what happens!
xo
you’re so cute!!
Aw thanks girl :)
xo
“Z: This guy needs to go on Tone It Up, with all of his drawing hearts in the sand.” Haha fantastic!
Haha that was a very proud wife moment for me! ;)
xo