Are you excited? Because you should be. I know you all have been missing these Man Quotes terribly. But don’t fret, for “The Bachelor” has returned, and with it comes Man Quotes! You can come back to this blog every Tuesday for a fun and completely spoiler-free selection of what I have dubbed “Man Quotes” from the previous night’s episode of The Bachelor. What are Man Quotes, you ask? Why, they are quotes taken from watching “The Bachelor” with my husband. And they are hilarious. So, without further ado, let’s just jump right in, shall we?
Zack: Why are they taking pictures of him holding a tray of food? “My name is Juan Pablo and I will be your server tonight.”
Z: Give him his own show! Make Chris Harrison the Bachelor, just once!
Z (5 min into the show): Where is Chris Harrison?
Z: What, are we going to watch him go to Ikea?
Katie: That’s the airport.
Juan Pablo: “I know this process is going to be very difficult…”
Z: I don’t know if it’s going to be difficult, Juan Pablo. Last time I checked you have 25 women who are already into you.
Z: This guy needs to go on Tone It Up, with all of his drawing hearts in the sand.
Juan Pablo: “This is for my family, for me and my daughter.”
Z: Juan Pablo, this is for America.
Z: Where is Chris Harrison?
Renee: “He’s definitely my type. He’s attractive.”
Z: Your type is “attractive.” How original.
Z: Sacramento!! She’s putting Sacramento on the map!
K: I hate when they play the cricket sound. So much awkward.
Z: Juan Pablo is the best decision ABC has ever made.
Z: He loves every single woman on the planet.
Z: How to make every woman feel good: put them in front of Juan Pablo.
Z: Dog lover?! That’s not a job! Okay, I’m an Xbox 360 lover. That’s my job. I also love beer, scotch and basketball. And that’s my job, too.
Z: He likes everybody.
K: How is Juan Pablo single?!
Z: I don’t know, it baffles me. He should wind up with at least 3-4 of these women.
K: Therapy sesh for the crying girl!
Z: Oh, this is already starting out awkwardly.
And now for our top picks!
Katie’s Top 3: Nikki, Alli, Clare (a.k.a. Sacramento!!! Gotta represent the hometown!)
Zack’s Top 3: Nikki, Clare, Kat
Yes, we have two of the three same girls in our top 3. That’s okay. This could possibly change weekly. We’ll keep you posted. ;)
Who are your top picks for our beloved Juan Pablo?