This weekend, we went to Kara’s house for a pool party, and also to hang out with kittens. Because, duh, she has kittens and we wanted to hang out with them. I mean, loooook at those faces! We wanted to take them all (she’s fostering three currently), but instead we… didn’t. Because that would have been stealing. But seriously, they were the sweetest little things.
And now! Time for another installment of The Bachelorette man quotes, featuring my husband, Zack! :)
Each Tuesday throughout the season you can come here and read the highlights of watching The Bachelorette with my husband. See last week’s man quotes here!
NOTE: I will not be sharing any spoilers so you can feel free to read my “man quotes” (as I have dubbed them) without fear of knowing who got sent home or anything else really important like that! :)
Katie: Again with the solid colored hoodies.
Des: “He’s so romantic and passionate about romance.”
Zack: He’s so romantic about romance.
Zack: That’s a weird place for a table. Just right outside the door.
Zack: I’ve got a feeling this episode is about to get reeeeeal good.
Katie: It’s so weird, they’re like acting like they’re on a team, but they’re competing!
Zack: But they’re all on Team Desiree.
-Zack keeps referring to Kasey as “the guy that builds houses-
Kasey:
The guy that builds houses:
Zack: He didn’t do it. There’s no way. That guy is too shocked.
-At this current time, Zack declared that if he had $100 he would bet that Zak is going home tonight.-
Des: “I think Zak is excited about everything.”
Zack: Everything in the entire world. She should pick Zak.
Katie: She is so not getting rid of Zak.
Zack: Yeah, it’s what she needed. A Zack’s what everyone needs.
Katie: Why are they sitting SO close to each other?!
Zack: Juan Pablo is my favorite Bachelor contestant of all time.
Katie: So… Michael only talks in lawyer talk.
Des: “My fairytale is having a man beside me who loves me…”
Zack: And who always wears a solid colored zip hoodie on top of a solid colored v-neck.
Did you watch?
Who are your front runners? I’m a fan of Chris and Zak.
Can you even handle the cuteness of those kittttttens?!
Those kittens are soooo cute! I wish I could foster kittens and puppies but I’d end up keeping them all which would not be ok.
And I love your quotes. So funny! I still really like Brooks and Chris. Used to like Drew but based on the previews, maybeeeee not. And super sad about Juan Pablo going home. But I feel like he never got any air time!! Basically he was set up to not go far.
Liz
Teaching in the Valley
Yep, we would definitely keep them all too. We wanted to take the kittens home with us!!! And yeah, I don’t know about Juan Pablo. He just was coasting along, and seemed super boring and like he had no personality, or at least that’s what the show editing did. Zack loved him hahaha but it was more of a sarcastic love.
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I happened to catch this show last night for the first time ever, because I was too lazy to change the channel – and she went on a one-on-one date with a blonde guy who I swear is gay, is he not?
Hahhaha omg best thing ever.
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Haha! I love that you didn’t even notice the wine.
We commented about the solid colored hoodies too!
I’m with you, Chris and Zak.
I know, I felt pretty dumb when he pointed out ALL OF THE WINE BOTTLES haha! Whoops!
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I’m not a Bachelor/Bachelorette girl, but I absolutely love reading these quotes! haha you two are so funny!
Haha I’m so glad!! :) I love that you can enjoy them without watching the show! That’s what I wanted!
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Wait a minute you love all things french? Every Sunday I happen to know there is a charming french intern at the Sunday farmers market on Wst at the Heringer wine tent. He loves talking about wine and french stuff. Like surfing apparently.
Oui, J’aime le francais!! :) That’s so cool, hopefully we’ll run into him some time!
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zak is my favorite!
Agreed!! Mostly because of his name ;)
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Haha, I love reading these bachelorette quotes!! You are Zach are the cutest and funniest!! “Everybody needs a Zach”, & “team Desiree”, LOL!! My fave comments!!
xo,
Shio
hehe “everybody needs a zack” was my favourite one ;)
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I’m a fan of Zak and Chris. (I wish Zak hadn’t been shirtless the first night, because it was a horrible first impression. Reminds me of Lindsay Yenter last season though…)
Also, I CANNOT STAND Michael. And I loved Juan Pablo from the first episode. Next Bachelor, please!?
AGREED about Zak’s first impression! But he’s made up for it now!! And yeah, Michael is just a big fat NO for me.
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You had me at kittens. I’d want to hang out with anyone who had those too. (:
Hehe I love that. Kittens are impossible to resist!
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OMG need to meet your hubby. Also love how that guy TOTALLY looks like the guy who builds houses. I like that your hubby calls him that rather than his name. xo
Haha I KNOWWW! He has no idea what his name is, so “the guy who builds houses” it is. :)
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Hahaha, too funny. ‘The guy that builds houses’ bit cracked me up.
I’ve never watched the bachelor myself, but I bet it’s pretty dramatic at those rose ceremonies :P
Those kittens are SO cute. You NEED one! <3
Zack was making me laugh so hard. He KEPT referring to him as “the guy that builds houses.” Too funny!
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Oh the kittens are so cute!
Right?! I think we need one… or all of them. haha
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OMG his shirt! Way too awesome. Aw, I’m a sucker for kittens and cats, they are too cute :) You could just call it borrowing…. :D
Hahaha yeah, I’m sure that would fly over reeeeal well ;)
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I can’t believe she kept Michael. I really thought he was going home. Chris and Brooks will be around until the end. I just can’t believe Des fell for James’ act. Sigh. No more drama. But plenty more v-necks and hoodies to come :)
I actually was more on James’ side? Like, I didn’t think it was an act. Also, yeah. Michael, not so much.
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