Time for another round of Bachelorette Man Quotes! The last Man Quotes here, in case you missed them.
Nick: “I sucked on the last date.”
Zack: You suck on all of the dates.
Nick: “I’m in no way ready to say goodbye to Andi forever.”
Zack: Well get ready.
Cody: “I’m in Venice, this is crazy.”
Zack: Macklemore is in Venice.
Zack: What’s with Josh’s [super neon] shirt? He looks like a highlighter.
Andi, on Nick: I might just let him go now.
Zack: Yes! Please! Do us all a favor!
Zack: Okay, we get it. There’s boats in Venice.
Zack: There is so much wine in both of those glasses.
Nick: “It’s tough, because these guys are my friends.”
Katie: No, they’re not. They don’t like you.
Zack: Literally no one on this show likes you. Except Andi.
Andi: “It’s not a masquerade ball without a mask.”
Katie: It’s also not a masquerade ball with two people.
Zack: What is she wearing? That’s a huge scarf.
Katie: She looks like a flight attendant.
Chris: “This is the worst date I could have.”
Zack: Generally a lie detector test is the worst date anyone could have.
Katie: Josh is freaking out.
Guy: “I don’t think she was expecting me to take the initiative at all.”
Katie: Nobody was expecting you to take the initiative.
Andi: “There’s this amazing guy in front of me…”
Zack: Wait. Where’s the amazing guy?
Chris: “It’s not just about the roses. Roses only mean that you’re developing a relationship.”
Zack: ROSES MEAN EVERYTHING, CHRIS.
Zack: Oh, Cody, he might as well just walk home. This is so sad.
Andi: “Cody’s got the best eyes I’ve ever seen.”
Zack: His eyes? Come on Andi, have you seen his arms? His hair?
Katie: Have you seen his Macklemore face??
Zack: Oh, no. That’s the deepest V of all time. I can almost see his belly button.
Katie: She’s wearing skin colored pants.
Zack: Never a good time for flesh colored pants. Are those saddle pants?
Zack: Hey, man, you got sent home by a girl with flesh pants, you’re good.
What was the point of the lie detector test? They didn’t spend any time together on the date and it was just a waste of time. I agreed with Josh on this one- the lie detector test date was just dumb.
Also, I hope Andi doesn’t pick Chris the farmer, because Andi sucks (yes I said it) and Chris is awesome and also Chris needs to be the next Bachelor.
What’d you all think?
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Natalie @ Never Serious Blog
These are my FAVORITE Tuesday posts! Cracking me up!
Katie
Haha I’m happy to hear that!! :) They always crack me up, too, so I’m glad to share the humor ;)
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Leslie @ With Love, Leslie
YES YES YES!! Chris needs to be the next bachelor!!! Oh I couldn’t agree with you more. Andi sucks, Farmer Chris rocks and would make a fabulous bachelor.
There were two HORRIBLE fashion choices on the show last night and y’all nailed both of them! The deepest of all v-necks and those flesh colored pants… Gag! ;)
– Leslie
http://www.withloveleslie.com
Katie
YES, can we start a Farmer Chris petition?! I think we should. Just to make sure this really happens.
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Liz
Haha I totally did a double take when Andi was in the flesh colored pants. What a poor choice!
Liz
Katie
Right?! I thought she wasn’t wearing pants at all at first!!! haha
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Nicole Holmes
YES! I love farmer Chris!!
Love these quotes. Glad I wasn’t the only one weirded out by the flesh colored pants!
Katie
Seriously, what was with those pants? Not okay.
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Kendel
Oh gosh, I love these posts! So much so that I’ve actually searched the internet so I could watch The Bachelorette as well ;)
Katie
Aww I’m so glad! That’s really awesome! :)
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Meagan
Nick does suck on dates, and just in general. Least favourite by far. LOVE Chris, he could totally be the next bachelor and that would be great. Lie detector test = worst and silliest idea ever for a date. They didn’t even read the results. LAME!! Haha
Katie
Yeah, seriously! I wanted to see the results even if she didn’t!
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Meagan
(Though if Chris ends up with Andi I would also love that, because I do like her!) he is adorable.
Kate
Bahahahaha! I la you!
Katie
Aww love you too!
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Hannah @ CleanEatingVeggieGirl
I TOTALLY agree that Chris needs to be the next Bachelor. He is awesome and I’m also slightly biased because I was born and raised in Iowa… gotta route for the good boys! ;)
Katie
Yeah go Chris!! :)
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Ann
Chris IS awesome!! Yeah, I’m way over Andi. The way she talks, her facial expressions. I’ve had enough. haha. Also, yes, the lie detector thing was dumb!! Sorry for my very random thoughts.
Katie
THANK YOU! I’m so over her, too. And random thoughts are always welcome! ;)
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Melissa
a couple comments (as usual)- loved the highlighter comment. Second- the flesh pants, i thought there were no pants and third can we just take a moment to hang our heads for Macklemore. Sadness. I knew he wasn’t going to the end but how fun was it to have him around. But his deep V’s won’t be missed.
ps- happy birthday
Katie
I definitely thought there were no pants also! And Macklemore will be missed for sure.
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Whitney
Bahaha this is hilarious! I’m already looking forward to next Tuesday! :p
Katie
That’s awesome! Yay!
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