LOVE walking into the living room to this scene. The bond these two have already just melts my heart. I love it so much.
So last night was the FINALE (the most. dramatic. ever, mind you) of Kaitlyn’s season of The Bachelorette, and I come bearing Man Quotes!
But first, this cute little bump and I worked out yesterday and it was H-A-R-D, but felt so good. As usual. I’m a broken record, guys, but I FEEL SO GOOD finally feeling good, you know?! It’s awesome. Apparently “15 weeks” was my magic number this time around. I’ll take it! And p.s. I really need to clean my mirror, I KNOW. MY BAD. Windex, here I come.
Zack: It’s 3 hours tonight, right? Because After the Final Rose is… after the final rose… Right?
Katie: She can’t pick Nick, simply because she can’t properly pronounce his name. “Nyeck.”
My mom is concerned about my connection with Nick…
Nick: “I’m not nervous… I just hope to be myself…”
Zack: You should be nervous if you’re going to be yourself.
Katie: Ha! None of her family likes Nick.
Nick: “I certainly have my critics from last season…”
Zack: Nahhh, why would you have critics? You were such a standup guy.
Kaitlyn’s mom: “If Kaitlyn trusts you with her heart, then we do too…”
Katie: She totally cringed when she said that.
Shawn: “It could be a deal breaker if you don’t get along with family.”
Zack: It is a deal breaker, Shawn.
Zack: He brought gifts for her sister’s kids! GAME OVER. Shawn wins.
Katie: OMG Shawn and Kaitlyn’s dad are totally twinning!
Kaitlyn’s mom: “Shawn! Now there is a man!”
Katie: And Nick is a boy.
Katie: Kaitlyn’s mom refers to Nick as The Other Guy too!
Their answer to Shawn’s question of blessing was SO different than the one to Nick. They both clearly like Shawn 1000% more.
Kaitlyn: “Nick brings out a side of me that nobody else does.
Zack: Hmm. That’s worrisome.
Kaitlyn and Shawn’s last date sure got off to an awkward start. She broke the initial awkward silence by asking him if he had sunscreen on and now they can’t find anything to talk about.
Kaitlyn: “Shawn put together a memory jar of all of our memories.”
Katie: Wait, so THAT’S what you put in a memory jar?
Kaitlyn: “[Shawn’s gift] was the most thoughtful gift.”
Katie: Oooh.. More thoughtful than Nick’s?!
Shawn: “Tomorrow I’m going to get down on one knee and propose to Kaitlyn Bristowe and ask her to be my wife.”
Zack: Well, enter Neil Lane!
Zack: NEIL LANE TIME! This is Neil Lane’s favorite part of his tjob.
Kaitlyn” “I know we talked about how I would let you know if I felt this way.”
Zack: But I didn’t.
Zack: Oh look, Nick’s true colors come right back out when he didn’t win the game.
Zack: And this is why she looked disgusted when they brought up Nick at the Men Tell All.
Zack: Wait, now it’s like Nick just broke up with her.
Kaitlyn: “I can’t wait to make a lifetime of memories with you.”
Zack: They’re gonna need a bigger jar.
Chris Harrison: “We’re all hoping for a happily ever after.”
Katie: …But we’re not holding our breath.