Yesterday’s Memorial Day party was so much fun, and I’ll have a full photo-heavy post tomorrow all about it! But for now? For now, we must get to the most pertinent of topics at hand.
That’s right, folks. The Bachelorette has returned in all it’s glory, and since my last round of Bachelor quotes/recaps were such a hit (I think? I hope?) I have decided to reinstate them! Each Tuesday throughout the season you can come here and read the highlights of watching The Bachelorette with my husband. It got pretty hilarious last season (you can read my favourites here, here and here!) and I’m sure this round will not disappoint.
One thing: I will not be sharing any spoilers so you can feel free to read my “man quotes” (as I have dubbed them) without fear of knowing who got sent home or anything else really important like that! :) See? I care, I really do. And now, without further ado, here we go. The best of the man quotes from the season premiere!
Dude: “When she walks in the air gets sucked out of the room.”
Zack: Wait, isn’t that a bad thing? Wouldn’t you suffocate? That doesn’t sound good.
Zack: Is that Ryan Gosling?
Zack: Oh, snap. Chris Harrison’s new wife.
Zack: Why is she already crying?
Zack: This is the cheesiest thing…
Katie: *starts singing* “On the wings of looooove!”
Z: Did you not see the rollerblades and the look back?
Des: “I love cuddling and sharing my life with someone.”
Zack: Get a dog.
Chris Harrison: “How ready are you?”
Zack: Not ready at all.
Des: “I never thought I’d be here.”
Zack: It’s pretty disappointing, isn’t it?
Des: “Am I dreaming?”
Zack: No, this is a nightmare.
Zack: This guy’s over here giving advice. He just got a rose 2 minutes ago.
Dude: “I don’t know what she thinks about me.”
Zack: Obviously not much.
Zack: This guy sucks!
Zack: No one under the age of 35 should wear their hair slicked back.
Zack: Party’s over, gentlemen.
Zack: Bro hugs all around.
Annnnd that was that. My own personal recap? It was really cheesy. Like, come on Des, enough with the “fairytale”/rollerblading/fluffy talk. Let’s get real, k? K.
Did you watch last night? What’d you think?
Any favourites already?
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So, I don’t watch that much TV, but I had to comment because I loooove that sweater!
Aw thanks girl! :) I love it too. It was the most American thing in my wardrobe haha
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I liked Drew and Ben, they are the only ones who seemed normal so far.
Agreed! They are two of my faves so far!
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Thumbs up goes to Ben so far, he’s my pick. I need to make the hubs do this if he’s at home – I’m sure it would be… interesting, haha. x!
I agree! I liked him a lot :) And yesss, it’s the best thing ever haha
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haha I watched it! Poor Des has a house full of weirdo’s!
Hahaha I love that- so true!
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I’m not a Bachelorette watcher, but that was quite funny!
Hahaha glad you enjoyed ;)
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I missed it last night but taped it so I’ll be catching up later. I’m not a huge Des fan though so I’m not sure I’ll be able to get into this season. The man quotes are too funny!
Yeah, I’m not the biggest fan of Des right now either. She’s meh. We’ll see!
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HA! I don’t watch the show, but I think I now might have to. This is GOLDEN!
Haha I love it!! Glad to have convinced you! ;)
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Your husband is the bomb.
Best comment ever.
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I second this comment.
Hilarious. I need to watch this season, one of the bachelors is a friends ex!
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Samm
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Whaatttt. Which one?!
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I haven’t watched it yet but I found the post hilarious.
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Haha that’s awesome!!
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You and your husband are both awesome!!!! I missed it last night but I am going to be catching up later.
Aww thanks!! haha glad you enjoyed :)
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cute!
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Thanks!! :)
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Ohhh my gosh. I agree, it was pretty cheesy…her intro and everything. Come on, dearie, we all just like the idea of the whole situation…Getting to meet [some] handsome men, going on all these ridiculously suh-weet dates that not everybody could do or whatever, but…*sigh…* I liked Robert, Drew, Zak W. [yes, the abs man…haha!], and Brandon.
PS, that picture of you and your man is beyond cute. :)
Hahaha YES. Seriously. So much cheese. I’m not sure about abs dude, but I liked Drew and Brandon, too!
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I’m so glad you don’t put spoilers, I was afraid to read your blog before I watched it tonight! Haha. But Ben was definitely my favorite and I liked Brandon too! I am also in love with your sweater! (:
Haha awww yes, I promise NO SPOILERS!! I haaate when I read them before seeing the show! :)
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i feel like zack and i could be bff – he’s got good bachelorette intuition :)
and that pic at the top…..no lie may be one of my most favorite ever
Oh you totes could be! We all need a big blogger blate and duh Zack would definitely come :) It’s my new fave picture too!!
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That is hilarious! I should write down all the comments my hubby says during the show.. quite entertaining in itself.
Haha you should! It’s hilar! :)
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Oh, Bachelorette. So horribly cheesy and yet so satisfying. My guilty pleasure for sure:) I love Zack’s commentary. Yes, I too found the rollerblades a bit out of control. Did you notice that as she is rolling around in her tiny shorts and bikini top everyone around her has on pants and sweat shirts. And they say it isn’t staged….
xo Ashley
Right?! Definitely agree. It’s so bad, but so good haha. and YES it’s ridiculously staged!
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LOL!! Oh my goodness, this was awesome, funny, and too cute!! I am def gonna check back for these hilarious recaps :D But men seriously say thee funniest things when it comes to girly/mushy/lovey stuff! I don’t have cable so I don’t get to watch cool shows like this, but I’d DEF love to just to hear what Ron would say, lol! :) Isn’t it funny when guys know certain celeb names??! :)
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Shio
Yayyy glad you liked the recap! ;) I so agree- I love hearing men’s perspective on totally girly things haha. Zack is such a trooper, too!
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I might just have to watch this season! I love commentating on some super cheeseball-ness! I love Zack’s commentary!!
He pretty much makes the show 100000% better haha! And yes. Cheesball overload already this season!
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Finally sat down to read this, Love it! Love that you can get zack to watch it with you, my husband leaves the room. There was definitely an overkill of cheesiness and why were so many of the guys so creepy!
Haha yeah, I don’t know how I convinced Zack to watch with me, buuuut it makes for the best commentary!! ;) hehe
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I actually got creeped out by Larry (the ER doctor– which, by the way, how can he take off that much time from work to do the show?)– in the one-on-one time with Des, he kept taking his glasses off and putting them back on. What was up with that?! And is it just me or did the guy pushing the fantasy suite thing seem somewhat staged?
Yeeeah agreed. Larry was a creeper!! And I think a LOT of the stuff that happens is pretty staged! My dad is convinced that they’re all actors haha
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I have only seen the first ep and caught that late but this season seems even more ridiculous and dramatic than usual. The Man quotes are hilarious though.
“Des: “I never thought I’d be here.”
Zack: It’s pretty disappointing, isn’t it?”
Seriously. So funny!
Haha right?! It’s so true, though!!
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