pants: american eagle
First, I am so loving this top lately. The ruffles are so flirty and fun, and of course paired with my fave pants of the moment (CANNOT STOP WEARING THEM). It’s from Glamour Farms Boutique, and they so kindly are offering 10% off with code KATIEDIDWHAT. :)
Second, we got fish tacos and shopped at Home Goods yesterday! After our disaster of a day on Saturday, it was fun to have everything go right- including an amazingly well-behaved and happy baby. But that’s the norm. ;)
Thirdly, last night was The Women Tell All part of The Bachelor. Can we talk about how this season literally flew by?? I mean, this YEAR is already flying by- how is it MARCH?? My baby is one year old NEXT MONTH!!! Ahhhhh I can’t even. But enough of the cliché-ness. Last night. Was alllll about the DRAMA. We could barely handle it all. Luckily, we have some great quotes from it…
[watching them crash viewer parties] Zack: I would just let Chris Harrison in and lock the door.
Chris: “There’s nothing cooler than hanging out with Chris Harrison.”
Zack: Now that’s a true statement.
Chris Harrison: “Before we dive right in to the drama, let’s take a look at everything that happened this season…”
Katie: Yes, let’s take a look at everything we already saw.
Zack: Yes, let’s.
All the women: “It’s not about friendship, it’s about Chris.”
Zack: Chris Harrison is like, you know what, it is about me.
Britt: “I was a nanny, I love children, I’ve sponsored children in other countries…”
Katie: ME FOR BACHELORETTE!
Katie: Britt, stop crying. If you cry too much you’re not going to be able to handle being the Bachelorette.
Katie: That is TOTALLY FAKE CRYING. There are no tears! WHERE ARE THE TEARS?!
Chris Harrison stops them from talking over each other: “Let’s wrap this up.”
Zack: This is why he makes the big bucks.
Katie: Wait. Kelsey is a guidance counselor?!
Zack: That is frightening.
[Chris Harrison gives Kelsey his handkerchief] Kelsey: “Can I keep it?”
Chris: It’s all yours.
Kaitlyn: “Hi my name is Ashley S and I like puppies and ponies and candy and I’m f#&*#! CRAZY.” KAITYLN IS THE BEST.
Chris Harrison: “Who is the real Ashley S?”
Ashley S: “I like to ride bikes, this is me.”
Zack: That’s it!
Chris: “I judge you for the person that you are.”
Katie: You aren’t supposed to JUDGE anyone, Chris!
Kaitlyn: “I can pinpoint the moment my heart broke.”
Chris Harrison: “Where was it?”
Katie: Let’s rewind and go through it in slow motion.
Kaitlyn: “I said I’m falling in love with you and he said I’m falling in love with you too.”
Katie: Welllll, he said it to all of them.
Britt instantly starts “crying” when Chris walks out. Go figure.
That was a longgggg hug. I’m sorry, but when I see the dude who dumped me, I don’t want to just squeeze him and not let go…
He literally DIDN’T know what he wanted when there were three of them left. That’s got to make the girl he picks feel just great.
What’s with all the girls wanting to come up? “If you don’t mind, I just want to touch Chris one last time.” I smell desperation.
And the “wild mustang” is back. Can we use this term more often, please?
Jade: “I was hurt that you called it awkward.”
Chris: “Well.. I’m sorry, but… That’s what it was.”
Katie: It was awkward.
Chris Harrison, to Chris the Farmer: “Thank you for being here.”
Zack: And for rescuing The Bachelor.
CHRIS HARRISON HAS WRITTEN A BOOK.
Chris: You can preorder it now.
Zack’s response: We will do that immediately.
Annnnnd it’s all over next week! Whoa. That happened quickly. All I have to say is Kaitlyn for Bachelorette!
Okay. Predictions! I think he’s picking Whitney. I feel like she’s the easiest pick? If that makes sense?
Zack thinks he’s into Becca and then she’s not going to be into him and he won’t pick anyone. Innnnteresting.
What do you think? Any predictions on who he picks?