Each Tuesday throughout the season you can come here and read the highlights of watching The Bachelorette with my husband. See last week’s man quotes here!
Zack: HOME TOWNS!
Katie: OMG pick Zak. Free sno-cones for life!
Katie: I’m calling it! Zak’s sister is the next Bachelorette. (But seriously, how cute was she?! She totally should be.)
Chris’ dad: “Did you guys have wine?”
Des: “Ohhhh yeah.”
Zack: You had to to get through this.
Zack, on Chris’ dad doing the nose realignment thing: I don’t know. That was weird.
Chris: “If there’s one person I’m concerned about, it’s my mom.”
Zack: I don’t know Chris, if there’s one thing I’m concerned about, it’s that nose thing.
Brooks, to Des: “Where have you been all my life?!”
Zack: Meeting a bunch of dudes’ families.
Chris Harrison: “Welcome to the Beverly Hilton hotel.”
Zack: Shout out!
-Des’ brother peeks around the corner-
Zack: I’m over it. I’m done. I wish nothing but bad things for Des for the rest of her love life.
Katie: Well, Zak needs to be the new Bachelor.
Zack (turning from sad to excited): What?! YES. This episode just took a turn for the better.
Zak: “I’m still trying to figure out what the hell just happened.”
Zack: What happened is you became the next Bachelor.
Zak: “She made it seem possible to fall in love again.”
Zack: Oh, it’s possible. On the next season of the Bachelor.
Sooo… we were both pretty bummed and shocked as to who she sent home. I mean, he had the best family, he’s awesome, and funny and goofy and etc. And he has the best name. But then it clicked in our heads that he should totally be the next Bachelor, and we stopped being sad about it. So. Hear that ABC? Zak’s your new man.
Did you watch? Were you shocked about who she sent home, too?
Who’s your pick now? For some reason she is loooooving Brooks, but I don’t know. I think he’s kind of an odd duck. Plus, he doesn’t seem that into her. Meh. Apparently she’s into that sort of thing.