Each Tuesday throughout the season you can come here and read the highlights of watching The Bachelorette with my husband. See last week’s man quotes here!
NOTE: I will not be sharing any spoilers so you can feel free to read my “man quotes” (as I have dubbed them) without fear of knowing who got sent home or anything else really important like that! :)
Oh, this season. I’m just not sure about it. Des needs to stop talking about how much of a fairytale this is (because it’s so not) and get with the program. So far it’s probs my least favourite I’ve watched. With that being said, Zack definitely delivered with his commentary, as per usual. Enjoy!
Brooks: “She’s this ball of mystery right now.”
Zack: …Ball of mystery? You probably shouldn’t call her that. How many girls like to be called balls?
Zack: Oh, wow, she’s just continuously drawing.
Des: “It’s going to be exciting to show him what I’m passionate about!”
Zack: You going to go draw stuff?
Zack: All the guys have to send them off on their date?
Ben: “He’s gen-you-wine.”
Zack: Actually, Genuwine was a rapper in the ’90s.
Brooks: “You look over all of LA and it’s like we’re floating on clouds.”
Zack: No, actually, that’s smog. He must not be from California.
Zack: Makeout sesh!!!
Katie: Oh, The Bachelor.
Des: “Could it GET any better than this?!”
Zack: I don’t know, Chandler.
Des: “We’re starring in our own rap video!”
Zack: Oh, no. This is going to be the worst thing.
Zack: This is so dumb.
Des: “I don’t think it could have gone any better.”
Zack: Really? I think it could have gone a LOT better. You could have not done a rap video.
Des: “The first impression of Zach was a shirtless man.”
Zack: That’s because he was a shirtless man.
Zack: If there was a drinking game for every time they say “the right reasons” we’d all be dead.
Dude: “Just be yourself.”
Zack: Just be yourself and be here for the right reasons.
Katie: These guys really took the phrase “the right reasons” and ran with it.
Zack: This is probably the worst episode of The Bachelorette that I’ve ever seen.
-The guys break out into a spontaneous rap-
Zack: Okay, this is now officially the worst episode I’ve ever seen.
Katie: Okay, Bryden, the bangs need to go.
Zack: It’s amazing what a difference 1 inch of hair makes.
Zack: That’s a deep V there.
Katie: Wait, he has pictures with him?
Zack: He carries them around to impress girls. “I just always have these pictures with me.”
Katie: How many glasses of wine are on that table?!
Zack: He’s not a move maker.
Dude: “It’s like a nightmare.”
Zack: Nightmare? You’ve got pleasant nightmares.
Katie: That made me really uncomfortable.
Chris Harrison: “To see the complete video…”
Zack: We’ve seen enough.
Annnnd that was that. A few notes: there are a ridiculous amount of deep v necks this season. That should stop. Also, Bryden needs a haircut badly. The rap video was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve sat through, and we actually fast forwarded through most of it (holla for DVR!)
What’d you think of last night’s episode?
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My friend and I are IN LOVE with Bryden…if only he did something with those hideous bangs HAHA. I’m sure the producers will help him out soon…they just have to.
Haha riiiight?! Those bangs are just NOT okay, but his face would be so good without them!! So I get why you’re in love.
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Hahaha oh how I missed these quotes. :)
Haha I did too, not gonna lie ;) They’re baaaack yay!
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Hahahahaha. OMG. Need to watch this show with you and Zack sometime. xo
YES you do. Maybe while we’re in HB?? hahaha how awesome would that be.
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This is the best thing EVER! I thought my husband and I were the only people the did commentary together! I’m so glad you write your down! Fabulous idea…can’t wait for next weeks! :)
Haha yayyyy I’m glad you enjoyed!! :) I love that you and your husband watch it together too! It makes it a million times more entertaining!
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LOL! I NEVER watch/ed Bachelor/Bachelorette and Its obvious by yor funnny post that I am not missing anything:-) Love ur pic above!!!
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Haha yeah you really aren’t missing anything, especially this season! But obviously our quotes here are way better than the actual show ;)
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“If there was a drinking game for every time they say “the right reasons” we’d all be dead.”
Hahaha! That made me laugh! And yes, I agree the rap video was just so incredibly awkward… I went and got a snack in the middle of it to get away from the torture.
Right?! It’s so true though. They really ran with the whole “right reasons” mumbo jumbo. Hahhaa I love that you got a snack in the middle of the rap video. It was terrrrible.
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i dont ever watch because i think my comments would be exactly like your hubby’s but that was worth reading haha!
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Hahaha yeah, it makes the show much more watchable with my husband’s commentary!
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Oh the deep V necks are killing me! And I agree with this not being my favorite season. Come on Des get with reality!
RIGHT?! The deep V’s just need to stop already. So. Many. V’s.
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The rap video was definitely awkward! And I thought the same thing about him pulling out the pictures like he always has them with him! Totally caught the awkward pronunciation of gen-you-wine too! This season needs to get rolling…
What was with those pictures, too? Like, who wants to see that, especially during dinner?! Haha it was pretty badddd.
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hahaaha love this!! this season is crazy
Aww yay!! And yeah, it’s pretty ridiculous.
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I seriously love the man quotes! My other half won’t even be in the room when I watch the Bachelorette ha ha! I wanted to stop watching once the rap scene started.. but I couldn’t get myself to look away.
Haha it’s like a train wreck- you just can’t look away ;)
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Hi Katie! I’ve been absent from blogging for a while, but I’m glad I came back in time for this series. I completely agree with you (and your hubs) on so much! Here’s to hoping for something better next week. If they say “right reasons” though, I quit.
Aw welcome back to blogland!! ;) I’m definitely with you on the quitting thing haha it was just tooooo much with that stupid “right reasons” nonsense
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I am dying!!! That was hysterical. I heard about the rap video and cringed! Then I heard it on the radio and wanted to box my own ears. Horrible! Hahaha! I do enjoy the commentary and Zack has some good zingers in there!
Ummm they played it on the radio?! Oh, dear. That’s just bad. haha
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haha oh goodness. i missed this episode but i think i may need to watch just so i know exactly what you guys were talking about.
also my favorite is this
“Zack: If there was a drinking game for every time they say “the right reasons” we’d all be dead.”
Hahhahaa I was laughing SO HARD when he said that!
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