Each Tuesday throughout the season you can come here and read the highlights of watching The Bachelorette with my husband. See last week’s man quotes here!
NOTE: I will not be sharing any spoilers so you can feel free to read my “man quotes” (as I have dubbed them) without fear of knowing who got sent home or anything else really important like that! :)
Oh, this season. I’m just not sure about it. Des needs to stop talking about how much of a fairytale this is (because it’s so not) and get with the program. So far it’s probs my least favourite I’ve watched. With that being said, Zack definitely delivered with his commentary, as per usual. Enjoy!
Brooks: “She’s this ball of mystery right now.”
Zack: …Ball of mystery? You probably shouldn’t call her that. How many girls like to be called balls?
Zack: Oh, wow, she’s just continuously drawing.
Des: “It’s going to be exciting to show him what I’m passionate about!”
Zack: You going to go draw stuff?
Zack: All the guys have to send them off on their date?
Ben: “He’s gen-you-wine.”
Zack: Actually, Genuwine was a rapper in the ’90s.
Brooks: “You look over all of LA and it’s like we’re floating on clouds.”
Zack: No, actually, that’s smog. He must not be from California.
Zack: Makeout sesh!!!
Katie: Oh, The Bachelor.
Des: “Could it GET any better than this?!”
Zack: I don’t know, Chandler.
Des: “We’re starring in our own rap video!”
Zack: Oh, no. This is going to be the worst thing.
Zack: This is so dumb.
Des: “I don’t think it could have gone any better.”
Zack: Really? I think it could have gone a LOT better. You could have not done a rap video.
Des: “The first impression of Zach was a shirtless man.”
Zack: That’s because he was a shirtless man.
Zack: If there was a drinking game for every time they say “the right reasons” we’d all be dead.
Dude: “Just be yourself.”
Zack: Just be yourself and be here for the right reasons.
Katie: These guys really took the phrase “the right reasons” and ran with it.
Zack: This is probably the worst episode of The Bachelorette that I’ve ever seen.
-The guys break out into a spontaneous rap-
Zack: Okay, this is now officially the worst episode I’ve ever seen.
Katie: Okay, Bryden, the bangs need to go.
Zack: It’s amazing what a difference 1 inch of hair makes.
Zack: That’s a deep V there.
Katie: Wait, he has pictures with him?
Zack: He carries them around to impress girls. “I just always have these pictures with me.”
Katie: How many glasses of wine are on that table?!
Zack: He’s not a move maker.
Dude: “It’s like a nightmare.”
Zack: Nightmare? You’ve got pleasant nightmares.
Katie: That made me really uncomfortable.
Chris Harrison: “To see the complete video…”
Zack: We’ve seen enough.
Annnnd that was that. A few notes: there are a ridiculous amount of deep v necks this season. That should stop. Also, Bryden needs a haircut badly. The rap video was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve sat through, and we actually fast forwarded through most of it (holla for DVR!)
What’d you think of last night’s episode?