{terrible quality, but I like it nonetheless. cotton candy time}
Because of course The Bachelorette would split the finale into two parts. Duh. I have been highly anticipating this finale, mostly due to the amazing job of the editors to really make it look like something CRAZY is about to happen. I mean, the amount of tears and dramatic tense music and did I mention tears? It’s bound to be a good one… Right?
Each Tuesday throughout the season you can come here and read the highlights of watching The Bachelorette with my husband. See last week’s man quotes here!
Chris: “I’m truly, madly, deeply in love with Des.”
Zack: What are you, Savage Garden? Man, he said it all. Like, he had just listened to Savage Garden and was like “Oh! That’s a good one!”
{A helicoptor shows up}
Zack: Get to the choppa!
…And he wanted me to show you guys this video:
Chris: “Des and I are literally on top of the world right now.”
Zack: On top of the world?? You’re 100 feet above the ocean!
Des: “Today we’re going to the island of Barbuda.”
Zack: What was wrong with the island you were on?!
Katie: Wait, what were they just talking about?
Zack: Uhh… Nobody’s said a coherent sentence in hours.
Brooks: “I’ve been ready to get married before…”
Zack: This isn’t my first rodeo.
Zack: The most awesome part is there’s somebody back pedalling in front of them with a big ass camera.
Des totally knows where this is going, because she’s been doing this to other people for the past two months.
Zack: Now she knows how Juan Pablo felt. He just wanted to make it to the Honeymoon Suite and have breakfast with her!
Zack keeps referring to the Fantasy Suite as the “Honeymoon Suite.”
Des: “I guess you’re going home then.”
Zack: No rose for you!
Well, that was depressing. And a lot of crying, as was promised, so hey. I guess the editing really wasn’t as far off as I was expecting!
Did you watch? What did you think about the drama? I just feel really bad for the other two guys. It’s not fair. If she knew who she wanted so much, she wouldn’t have been leading the other guys on. Can I get an amen?!
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I completely agree with you! If she knew who she wanted from the very beginning, it definitely would have been hard to kiss all those other guys and to pretend to be real about it. I feel super bad for her though; I wonder what will happen next week??!! I wonder if she’ll pick anyone at all? So supenseful!!
Liz
Teaching in the Valley
I am in soooo much suspense!! It needs to be next Monday already haha
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I completely agree!!! We think that he will come back and propose.
Oooh that’s an interesting theory. I’m definitely thinking he’ll come back, but no too sure about the proposal thing. I mean, I HOPE he doesn’t. I like that he realizes the show’s premise is just pretty stupid/unrealistic/too fast-paced!
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AMEN! …he’s coming back and proposing… That’s the only thing I can think of!
Haha I’m not convinced he’ll propose, but I definitely think he’ll be coming back!
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I don’t watch the Bachelor/ette, but I enjoyed Zach’s commentary.
Aaah! Sorry for spelling his name wrong!!!
Aww that’s awesome!! :) Glad you enjoy it!
xo
And you’re so sweet- no worries, girl!
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I couldn’t even watch it this season. The dudes were just too much for me to even handle. But thank you for sticking it out the whole season for me!
Lindsey
Haha that’s what we’re here for!! ;)
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My favorite quote was when Des said (something like) “I’ve always considered California my home because I’ve never had anywhere else to call home”. This was my favorite episode only because I got $5 out of it. I bet my husband that Chris was going to read another poem on the date. Next week will be interesting, that’s for sure.
Haha yeah, like, maybe Des was trying to be really deep and profound with that home quote, but more than likely not at all. That’s awesome that you won the bet! I don’t see how he could have bet against the poetry though. I mean, it’s just what Chris does.
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OMG, that was the longest breakup that has ever happened. I can’t believe they made us watch that for an hour! and LOL at Savage Garden, blast from the past!
RIGHT?! It was very painful and very long.
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the bf and I watched jeopardy last night (we are 80 year olds, obviously) and then bachelorette came on afterwards and we ended up watching a little bit. We haven’t watched any of this season (i’ve seen a few of the other seasons though) so Mike was SO confused. He kept going “wait, who is she? what’s going on? where is the bachelor?” haha it was priceless
Haha we watch Jeopardy, too!!! Every single day! LOVE it. Like seriously, it’s one of my very favourite shows, so. We can be 80 year olds together ;)
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i just found your site and absolutely love it, especially the sperry picture at the top. i am a sperry enthusiast myself and that picture is AMAZING!
do you have any tips for a new blogger?
Aww you’re so sweet! Thanks girl! I’m glad you found me! :) If you want any help with blogging, go ahead and email me [email protected]!
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I am so conflicted! I like that he realizes the show is way fast-paced and unrealistic. I kind of want to just look up the spoilers, but I will wait for next Monday… *sigh*
I have been SO tempted to look up the spoilers too!!! It’s hard to stay away from them, but I figure, I’ve gotten this far. Must. Contain. Self.
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