The night we’ve all been waiting for! The Men Tell All. And I’m here with man quotes from it, naturally.
Zack: We gotta go to this one time.
Chris Harrison: “We’re going to find out if it’s a boy or girl right here.”
Zack: Hopefully the baby’s not turned over, or this is going to be a longggg show.
-The whole ultrasound thing-
Katie: Ratings must be really really low.
Katie: Marquel should be the next Bachelor. One word: Cookies.
Zack (when the girl in the audience comes up to talk to Farmer Chris): “Why is this girl raising her hand??”
Zack & Katie: “This is so staged.”
Zack: “This girl is strange.”
Chris: “It’s that time of the night. Andi is going to come out here and join me.”
Zack: Oh joy.
Cody (aka Macklemore): “You never did get to see the real Cody and that kinda sucks.”
Zack: It was America’s loss.
Nick S. “The question that I have for you is…”
Zack: The question I have is, who the hell are you?
Zack: Wait. Josh was a pro baseball player? Didn’t know that…
Zack (on Nick): He is such a creep.
A word on Bachelor in Paradise, which they will NOT stop pushing on us: It looks more depressing than anything else. I mean, the beginning of the hour long (slight exaggeration) preview was just a bunch of people crying and being sad. Yeah, no.
Did you watch? What were your thoughts?
Who do you think is going to be the next Bachelor? My money’s on Chris the farmer still. And I’ll be pissed if I’m wrong. ;)
Linda @ Fit Fed and Happy
Unfortunately I don’t watch much tv. I think it’s a waste of time because i could be doing other things! I hear Orange is the new black is really good though.
Yeah, Orange is the New Black was okay!
Hannah @ CleanEatingVeggieGirl
Coming from this Iowa girl, Chris BETTER be the next Bachelor… or I’m not watching! ;)
Haha seriously!! Agreed!
Leslie @ With Love, Leslie
My money is on Chris too!! I will be pretty crushed if it’s not him..
I thought last nights show was super lame. I think they’re running out of “new, never before seen” stuff to show..
YES, it was so lame!!! And they kept saying “Andi has a secret!” and then Chris was like… “She wanted her own bloopers!” Lamest. “Secret”. Ever. I expected better from them!
I hope they found out the gender of the baby before the show on their own.
SERIOUSLY. I doubt it though. And Ashley did NOT seem surprised or amused at alllll. It was kind of sad to watch, actually. :/
I’m just ultrasensitive cause I’m pregnant right now. Major bad call, producers. Not cool.
it better be Chris or I will threaten not to watch but totally end up watching anyway. haha and I was glad to see another Macklemore reference.
YES, we were just glad to see Macklemore again! Too bad he wasn’t wearing a deep v though.
hahaha awwww the deep V!
You are not the only one that will be mad if Chris is not the next Bachelor!!
Right?! They will be doing something wrong if it’s not Chris!
I love Ashley & JP, they are just BEYOND adorable. I’m so happy for them!! My thoughts exactly about that Nick S. guy (don’t remember him at all!) and you’re so right about Bachelor Paradise! lol I know tears mean dramaaa, but it looked depressing. I wonder if ANY of them end up “finding love” there… haha
Seriously though, this season has been such a let down! SO boring!! Even the bloopers were boring and not that funny. Maybe having someone who knows exactly what they want isn’t the best idea for a reality tv show… Then it was sad they had to stage someone to come down and talk to Chris… funny how a random person in the audience had a microphone on, right? I hate to talk down so much on the show, but this season sucked and I thought it was gonna be awesome!! At least Juan Pablo stirred up controversy and made you want to watch the next week (not that I liked his season, I also thought it sucked haha)! They need to do something big next season because it has been such a flop! Bachelor in Paradise just looks like so much second hand embarrassment, I am not sure I’ll be able to handle it HAHA Love your weekly man quotes and blog, btw!