So, The Bachelor Women Tell All was on last night, and it was just Zack and I watching. I know, I know, disappointing, as my dad’s quotes really are always the best. Alas, we were not with him, and thus I’ve got nothing from him. I’m sorry, guys. Zack had two beers though, and I told him he had to be extra funny to try to make up for no daddio. You be the judge, k?
Chris Harrison: “Hello, and welcome! I’m Chris Harrison…”
Me: Yeah, you are.
Chris Harrison: “Do you love Sean? What about Sean with his shirt off?”
– 2 girls in the audience high five-
Zack: Yeah, bro.
Chris Harrison: “…Tierra!”
-audience boos-
Zack: Skank!
Zack: Chris Harrison in a sorority house. Look out!
Me: It’s a sea of girls. Sean is in his element.
-girls are screaming when Sean and Chris Harrison walk into the sorority house-
Zack: They’re screaming for Chris Harrison.
Chris Harrison: “Tierra is going to come out and join me right here…”
Zack: If she doesn’t fall on the way.
Zack: We’ve heard from the ladies, now we’re gonna hear from Tierra.
Chris Harrison: “How do you move on from this?”
Zack: I don’t. This is it.
Chris Harrison (to Des): “You are very beloved.”
Zack: Our beloved Des.
Chris Harrison: “Ladies and gentlemen, Sean!”
Zack: Get out here and take your shirt off.
Annnd that’s it. We found it pretty difficult to talk throughout, as there was so much talking going on in the show itself. I must say, this wasn’t the most entertaining episode of the Bachelor ever, but! Next week! Is three hours long! So. That should give us lots to work with. Oh, and p.s. how freaking depressing was the memorial to the dog at the end? I was like, “Please don’t let this be… Noooo!” It was just awful. Thanks a lot, ABC.
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(If you’re new here, my Bachelor quote recaps have been going on for a while. You can read the past ones here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here! Wow, there have been a lot! And they were all much funnier than this one, promise.)
Batman is sooo cute! Love the picture. :)
Awww thanks! :) We think he’s cute too
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three hours long?? I can’t believe they are going to stretch it that long! Oh and I was seriously cracking up when they walked into that sorority house and they were all chanting for Sean to take his shirt off!
RIGHT?! It’s pretty ridic
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So glad to have found you via the giveaway :) The hubs and I were watching last night and totally thought the same thing. I seriously had to fight falling asleep. yawn!
xo – Marion
Aw! You are so sweet!! Yeah, it was pretty bad. Oh well, next week will make up for it!
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Awhhh Batman! It’s a good thing you watch The Bachelor for me… I get a recap in minutes, and I didn’t sit through the snooze fest. Thanks Katie, you da best!
Hahaha! Oh, Kelsey, any time, girlfriend ;)
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haha the lady i nanny for and i watched the dvr of this today… we ended up not evening paying attention and just chatting… but i’m loving zack’s comments… awesome. ha
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haha I love it!
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haha i think i am the only person who doesnt watch this show!!? seriously even my grandma watches it lol. nice to “meet you ” via the giveaway!
Ahhh your grandma is awesome!! And eh, you didn’t miss anything ;)
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yah that first interview with sean and chris harrison what do you think about sean without his shirt off? first of all chris harrison we have noticed and second you dont’ need to call attention to it we have noticed it every single episode!
hahaha omg Meg, EXACTLY!
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Ugh that dog montage was totally unnecessary! :( I seriously grabbed my dog and snuggled him until he ran away from me.. haha
awwww I would have, too! So sad! :(
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beautiful cat!!!!!!!!!
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awww thanksh :)
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I love to hear what your hubs and your dad have to say! Hillarious!
I had to watch only to see Tiarra! What a crazy woman! :)
Can’t wait to watch next week. :)
jodi
Can you believe she’s engaged?! Crazy is right!
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I didn’t catch the dog memorial! I turned it off as soon as they started doing the preview (i.e. showing half the episode) at the end. I don’t know any show that shows so much “future footage” as The Bachelor. It drives me bonkers.
PS: I love that you dubbed it Snooze Fest 2013. It really was.
Well, be glad that you missed it, because it was really sad! I was like, whaaaaat is going on?! And you’re right, it drives me cray cray, too.
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Oh merci beaucoup :)
Je ne savais pas que tu parlais français !
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Coline ♡
Bah oui!!! Je l’ai étudié au lycée et à l’université! De plus, j’ai habité à Paris pendant 6 mois pour mes études! J’adore le français :)
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