So, The Bachelor Women Tell All was on last night, and it was just Zack and I watching. I know, I know, disappointing, as my dad’s quotes really are always the best. Alas, we were not with him, and thus I’ve got nothing from him. I’m sorry, guys. Zack had two beers though, and I told him he had to be extra funny to try to make up for no daddio. You be the judge, k?
Chris Harrison: “Hello, and welcome! I’m Chris Harrison…”
Me: Yeah, you are.
Chris Harrison: “Do you love Sean? What about Sean with his shirt off?”
– 2 girls in the audience high five-
Zack: Yeah, bro.
Chris Harrison: “…Tierra!”
Zack: Chris Harrison in a sorority house. Look out!
Me: It’s a sea of girls. Sean is in his element.
-girls are screaming when Sean and Chris Harrison walk into the sorority house-
Zack: They’re screaming for Chris Harrison.
Chris Harrison: “Tierra is going to come out and join me right here…”
Zack: If she doesn’t fall on the way.
Zack: We’ve heard from the ladies, now we’re gonna hear from Tierra.
Chris Harrison: “How do you move on from this?”
Zack: I don’t. This is it.
Chris Harrison (to Des): “You are very beloved.”
Zack: Our beloved Des.
Chris Harrison: “Ladies and gentlemen, Sean!”
Zack: Get out here and take your shirt off.
Annnd that’s it. We found it pretty difficult to talk throughout, as there was so much talking going on in the show itself. I must say, this wasn’t the most entertaining episode of the Bachelor ever, but! Next week! Is three hours long! So. That should give us lots to work with. Oh, and p.s. how freaking depressing was the memorial to the dog at the end? I was like, “Please don’t let this be… Noooo!” It was just awful. Thanks a lot, ABC.
(If you’re new here, my Bachelor quote recaps have been going on for a while. You can read the past ones here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here! Wow, there have been a lot! And they were all much funnier than this one, promise.)