This: We are going to watch “Moonrise Kingdom” tonight. I’m pretty excited, as I’ve heard lots of good things. The description on the movie sleeve even describes it as “quirky.” I think that’s pretty much a given that I am going to love it. I likes me some quirky things, you know.
That: As promised, I have more quotes from the madness that was The Bachelor this week! I missed out on the first one, unfortch, and have yet to get to my DVR to watch it, but hey it still felt like Christmas, watching the Bachelor on a Tuesday! And I can assure you, the men I watched with felt the same. ;)
Sean: I can see myself with Catherine.
Zack: …and Sandy, and Mary, and Jennifer….
Dad: …and I can see myself with… all of them.
Dad: I wonder how much they get paid to be on it, besides all their clothes and trips… (He is convinced that they are all paid actors).
Sean: I don’t want to have any more drama like the last date.
Zack: Well you are cus you’re going to put them in 10 degree water and kill one of them.
Dad (on the polar bear plunge): That’s… dumb!
Selma: They’re like “This is a once in a lifetime opportunity” and I’m like, “No it’s not!” (LOVED that she said that!)
Me: The smartest girl there.
Zack: This girl is on the wrong show!
AshLee: “I’m so proud.”
Zack: “We’re all proud of you.”
Sean: I want to help but I’m clearly not a professional.”
Zack: Clearly. I may look like a doctor…
Dad: No, you’re not Sean. You’re far from it.
Zack (about Tierra and her hypothermia): Tell her she’s going to the hospital. She’ll feel better immediately.
Dad (in a sing song voice): They are acting, they are acting.
Zack: Throw her back in!
Dad: You have to know how to cry on this show.
Zack (when Sean is about to propell off a mountain with a girl): I did this with another girl, just off a building. It’s okay.
Dad: She’s probably done this 100 times. A professional mountain climber. That’s what you don’t know.
Dad: She climbed that tree so easy. She’s a professional tree climber. She’s gotta be.
Dad: That’s quite a sweater there, Sean.
Dad: A bug just flew on him.
Selma: I had to bring out the big guns.
Me: Yeah, you did. In more ways than just the kiss.